​asdfmovie13 by TomSka Lyrics

High five...
HUNDRED!
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
[rapid high fiving]

Da... Da... Daddy ;)
Oh...

Well hey, Marshmallow Man!
Hey there!!
How do you plead?
Guilty!
[gavel bang + splat]

Come out with your hands up!
I'm gay!

Hey, uh, about your new girlfriend...
[horse sniffs] What about her?
She’s uuuh... punching my horse.
[punches] You've got too many legs!
Where do babies come from?
Baby Gun!
What?
[bang] [splat + giggle]

(singing) Hey, Mr Goose, whatcha doing with that noose?
[neck snap + goose honk]
[gasp]

I love you...
I have a boyfriend!
[loud thuds]

[pattycake] aaaaAAAAA-
[splat]
[tense music] Oh NO!!!
I'm STILL alive!
[gunshot]

[football (the English kind) kicking]
That’s my boy!
[kick] No, my boy!!
Father, HELP!

What's for dinner?!
[gun loading]
My FAVOURITE!
[gunfire] OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM-
[rising music] Let's get this party STARTED!
This a slumber party...
euYEEEAAHHHH!! [wham + snore]

Hello, son!
HellooOOOOOO- [sizzling]

Are you ready to DIE?!
No.
Then I'll come back LATER!!!

Aww... What kind of dog is he?
He's French.
[accordion music] Weif!

When I grow up, I want to be a doctor just like you!
Aww... You're not gonna grow up.

a- aCHOO!! [splat]
I'm free!!

We've got you on camera!
Well I got YOU...
Flowers!
uh...
(singing) C’mon, everybody, do the whale dance!
[splat] AAEUUUUUUUUU-

[scribbling] [baby coos]
Oh... My... GOD! You’re an IDIOT!
[baby coos]

[child giggles]
Got your nose!
What's a nose?
I... Don’t know...