​asdfmovie12 by TomSka Lyrics

Keep pushing! Push!!
*baby crying* *pop*
Congratulations! We got it back in!

asdfmovie 12, asdfmovie 12!
asdfmovie 12, asdfmovie 12!
Nani?!

I'm on my way... I'm on my way...
I'm on my way to eat your skin!

Dad, I'm gay!
I have no son!
*gasp* This isn't my house!

A-B-C-D-E-F-Gun *gunshot*

Did somebody say "waffles"?
No...
I have brain damage.
A knife! My favourite!

I wish people would be nice to me...
Your wish is... Stopid. *slap*

Hey! Can your girlfriend do this? Hnngg... *splat*
Mmm.. That's hot...

You're fired!
You can't fire me, I quit!
You can't quit, I quit!
You can't quit, you're a frog!
You can't frog me, you're my wife!
I'm not your wife, you're my wife!
Well hey honey, how was work?
Pretty good, but I quit my job.
You can't quit your job, you're fired!
AAHHHH!

I sure hope I don't get hit by a car! *hit by car*
That's for sleeping with my wife!

*dials up*
Hey, uhm, can people fly?
That's a shame. *hangs up*
*splat*
Ughh, it's Johnny Big Feet.
Hey, my feet aren't that big!
Damn you, Johnny Big Feet!!

Hmmm.. This is not my arm!
Hey. Your chin feels nice.

Oh no, a gun man!
Ohoh, I'm gonna stab ya!

Hay!
*crashes* Where?!

*western shootout*
*toaster wins*

Good news! We were able to save your legs!
And here they are!

I'm leaving you Jerry. You and your inappropriate reactions.
Weeee!

*smacks lips*
My mouth tastes like teeth!

I don't wanna be a mother... *disappears*
Oh noo...