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Piercings by Tom Segura Lyrics

Genre: misc | Year: 2017

This is a very— I think this— Pretty girls. Pretty town.
A lot of good-looking girls in this town.
Um… I noticed, stylistically, I feel like a lot of girls here have nose rings,
And I have to tell you, I fucking dig it.
Yeah. I like a girl with a nose ring.
I think it says something.
I think it says, – “I have other piercings, and…” – [crowd chuckling]
"You can see them.” – [laughter]
“As soon as I get this hemp bra off.” – But… – [laughter]
Eyebrow ring, that’s another level.
That is a statement.
And that statement is: “Fisting is my first base.”
Like, those chicks are fuckin’ down. Am I right? – [crowd cheering]
Yeah. Oh, yeah. Some of you— No?
I’m seeing disappointment in some people’s faces, for sure.
Yeah. Some people are like, “Mm-mm.” [laughter]
“Didn’t sign up for this shit. No, sir.”
And the rest of you are like,
“But… But, Tom! What about tongue rings?
What about tongue rings, Tom?”
What about them?! [laughter]
Tools of the trade.
Did Rembrandt not have a paintbrush? [laughter]
Who is Beethoven without his piano?
That girl has a tongue ring ’cause her mouth is a homing device for cocks! [laughter]
You leave her alone! Or just show her your dick.
There’s a pretty good chance she’s gonna lap that shit up.
Mm-mm-mm-mm. [laughter]
Don’t get upset. It’s silly. It’s a silly joke.