Jim and Dwight by Tom Rosenthal Lyrics

You can take your Connells and your Mariannes
Take your on and off lovers and their wayward plans
You can take your Trump and take your Pence
And every little love that makes perfect sense

Your love was an ever-moving thread
You always kept us coming
That's what she said
You took pleasure in each other's misery
But those pranks were a cover for a synergy

Oh, the hugs were rare but they were true
And when I look at them, I see a bit of me and you, so

Try, try, try as we might, I don't think we're that different from
Jim and Dwight
Jim and Dwight

You can take your Homers and take your Marge
Chuck in Holmes and Watson, free of charge
Those sweet duos were always meant to be
But they never had your stunning complexity
You pushed each other right to the edge
But deep in there was a secret pledge
That you would always have each other's backs
Like when Roy from the warehouse came to attack

You can't love someone all the time
And the truly great loves, they fit no design, so

Try, try, try as we might, I don't think we're that different from
Jim and Dwight
Jim and Dwight
Jim and Dwight

You can have your Hermiones and your Rons
And all of those who needed magic wands
You can have your Rose and have your Jack
Who only started living when the iceberg cracked

You didn't shout your love, it lay underground
And in truth there was no love more profound, so

Try, try, try as we might, I don't think we're that different from
Jim and Dwight
Jim and Dwight
Jim and Dwight
Try, try, try as we might, I don't think we're that different from
Jim and Dwight
Jim and Dwight
Jim and Dwight

Oh, love is gold in all its forms
But if I had to choose, I'd choose the one with storms