Human Interaction -its easy by Tom Cardy Lyrics

[Chorus]
Human interaction - it is so easy
Ask them and talk about what they're interested in
Human interaction - it is so easy
Even for you just ask them what they do

[Verse 1]
I'm a vet
How many bees do you think I could fit inside of a Dachshund?
I'm a chef
Broccoli's cool
How many bees do you think I could fit inside of a Dachshund?
I own a shop
That must be nice
Does your shop sell dogs with bees on the inside?
Environmental lawyer
Save the trees
I'd like to own a Dachshund that's full of bees

[Chorus]
Human interaction - it is so easy
Ask a question, listen and then talk about them
Human interaction - it is so easy
Now tell them something that you like but maybe don't mention thе-
[Verse 2]
I'm a teacher
You can't put the dogs insidе the bees because there's too many bees
I'm a psychologist
Yeah it's not cruel, because the bees and the dog, are friends
I'm a nurse
People genetically engineer their babies but I can't put a single bee in a dog?
I'm not a cop
It's actually not illegal to talk a- wait did you say you're a cop?
I'm not a cop

[Chorus]
Human interaction - it is so easy
Maybe stop talking about putting bees in a dog
Human interaction - nobody told me
All you gotta do is find someone as weird as you

[Outro]
So basically, it will work if we find the bees that don't have stingers naturally
We're actually saving them in that way, um, because they couldn't fend for themselves, and-
Um, I'm gonna go talk to him