History is fun by Tom Cardy Lyrics

If I've learned one thing
About history
From listening to podcasts in my car (Like the dollop)
It’s that human beings are a colourful bunch
And also if you didn't wear a hat outside in public you'd get

Stabbed
Stabbed
Stabbed
Stabbed
Stabbed
Cut
Kicked in the head
Shot

Wear a fucking hat outside or die