Vulgar by Toddy Boi Lyrics
Intro
(He can't say that) I'll say what I want!
(He's disgusting, he's vile) I called you a cunt that's what I called you!
(I'm so offended? Shut the fuck up!
(He did this one song) I'm Toddy Boi I'm ment to be vulgar!
(How rude!) T.O.D.D.Y
(Ban him he's horrible, he's horrible!) You can't ban me I'm Toddy Boi!
(How is the guy allowed to rap?)
Verse 1
It's been a while since you last heard Toddy Boi speak
That perverted freak I'll finger a girl in her sleep
Well bitch there's nothing that you can say to me
Two no's mean a yes, Roosh V
Somewhere I read that women are thick as fuck
Well I'm trying to master the art, get in Pandora's box
Rip off my socks, my shirt and unleash the rock
And 3 questions later, she'll be on my cock?
Bollocks! I think I'd rather just get the duct tape
Remember you can't spell rap without rape (aaaah)
But lately I've learned that life's a bit fucked
So dont go chasing waterfalls you might fall off
And dont go acting hard when really your just a poof
Hating ass bitches, I've really had enough
Of fake friends, idiots and pure waste men
If you've got a problem say it to my face then!
Chorus
Dont fuck with Toddy (dont fuck with me)
Dont fuck with Toddy ( dont fuck with me)
Dont wanna hurt nobody
But I will catch your body
(X2)
Verse 2
I love to see a woman get misused
So pass the lube, my laptop and some tissues
Fuck my heart it's my brain that's got the issues
I used to love a girl and to be honest I still miss you
But if you get offended or if you think it's a sick tune
I thank you, but either way I'm getting some shit views
I want to be recognised, hey it's you!
The guy that writes my favourite song, your a sick dude!
You've got bars man, plus I think he's cute
Well that's cool, now bend over and get abused
See you, forgot my lyrics can make you feel sick too
But may too much attention and they can get misconstrued
Am I making a point? No being purposely rude
You dont like what I say? I've got the wrong attitude
Well I dont give a fuck and I'm not in the mood
I won't stop till your girlfriend is sending me nudes
Dont fuck with Toddy (dont fuck with me)
Dont fuck with Toddy ( dont fuck with me)
I dont want to hurt nobody
But I will catch your body
Dont fuck with Toddy (dont fuck with me)
Dont fuck with Toddy ( dont fuck with me)
Dont wanna hurt nobody
But I will catch your body
Verse 3
You dont like my music? You think I'm too vulgar?
You dont like my lyrics? You think I've took it too far?
Well I dont give a fuck call me the skinny bizarre
It's not my fault that you took it to heart
I grew up listening to Eminem and watching South Park (goddamn it)
So there is no fucking wonder why my lyrics are so dark
But at the end of the day, I'm really not that arsed
If you can't tell when im being serious, well that's just a farce
Cos half of what I say are literally just bars
And if you slag me off I dont care who you are
Do you think im being serious? Who am I going to harm?
If that's really what you think? Well im coming for you, ta
I'm a criminal, who's wanted for rape and murder
Offensive to women, disgusting, his views are
Completely wrong, he shouldn't say that, yeah bla bla
Like a dildo in your girl you can shove it up your arse
Dont fuck with Toddy (dont fuck with me)
Dont fuck with Toddy (dont fuck with me)
Dont want to hurt nobody
But I will catch a body
(X2)
Outro
Haha alright if none of that upset you, then this album could be for you, cos at the end of the day, I've got no shame
Toddy Boi, Toddy Boi
(He can't say that) I'll say what I want!
(He's disgusting, he's vile) I called you a cunt that's what I called you!
(I'm so offended? Shut the fuck up!
(He did this one song) I'm Toddy Boi I'm ment to be vulgar!
(How rude!) T.O.D.D.Y
(Ban him he's horrible, he's horrible!) You can't ban me I'm Toddy Boi!
(How is the guy allowed to rap?)
Verse 1
It's been a while since you last heard Toddy Boi speak
That perverted freak I'll finger a girl in her sleep
Well bitch there's nothing that you can say to me
Two no's mean a yes, Roosh V
Somewhere I read that women are thick as fuck
Well I'm trying to master the art, get in Pandora's box
Rip off my socks, my shirt and unleash the rock
And 3 questions later, she'll be on my cock?
Bollocks! I think I'd rather just get the duct tape
Remember you can't spell rap without rape (aaaah)
But lately I've learned that life's a bit fucked
So dont go chasing waterfalls you might fall off
And dont go acting hard when really your just a poof
Hating ass bitches, I've really had enough
Of fake friends, idiots and pure waste men
If you've got a problem say it to my face then!
Chorus
Dont fuck with Toddy (dont fuck with me)
Dont fuck with Toddy ( dont fuck with me)
Dont wanna hurt nobody
But I will catch your body
(X2)
Verse 2
I love to see a woman get misused
So pass the lube, my laptop and some tissues
Fuck my heart it's my brain that's got the issues
I used to love a girl and to be honest I still miss you
But if you get offended or if you think it's a sick tune
I thank you, but either way I'm getting some shit views
I want to be recognised, hey it's you!
The guy that writes my favourite song, your a sick dude!
You've got bars man, plus I think he's cute
Well that's cool, now bend over and get abused
See you, forgot my lyrics can make you feel sick too
But may too much attention and they can get misconstrued
Am I making a point? No being purposely rude
You dont like what I say? I've got the wrong attitude
Well I dont give a fuck and I'm not in the mood
I won't stop till your girlfriend is sending me nudes
Dont fuck with Toddy (dont fuck with me)
Dont fuck with Toddy ( dont fuck with me)
I dont want to hurt nobody
But I will catch your body
Dont fuck with Toddy (dont fuck with me)
Dont fuck with Toddy ( dont fuck with me)
Dont wanna hurt nobody
But I will catch your body
Verse 3
You dont like my music? You think I'm too vulgar?
You dont like my lyrics? You think I've took it too far?
Well I dont give a fuck call me the skinny bizarre
It's not my fault that you took it to heart
I grew up listening to Eminem and watching South Park (goddamn it)
So there is no fucking wonder why my lyrics are so dark
But at the end of the day, I'm really not that arsed
If you can't tell when im being serious, well that's just a farce
Cos half of what I say are literally just bars
And if you slag me off I dont care who you are
Do you think im being serious? Who am I going to harm?
If that's really what you think? Well im coming for you, ta
I'm a criminal, who's wanted for rape and murder
Offensive to women, disgusting, his views are
Completely wrong, he shouldn't say that, yeah bla bla
Like a dildo in your girl you can shove it up your arse
Dont fuck with Toddy (dont fuck with me)
Dont fuck with Toddy (dont fuck with me)
Dont want to hurt nobody
But I will catch a body
(X2)
Outro
Haha alright if none of that upset you, then this album could be for you, cos at the end of the day, I've got no shame
Toddy Boi, Toddy Boi