I Smell Laura by Toddy Boi Lyrics
Into
(Sniff sniff )Do you smell that? Fuckinell
Verse 1
I farted during sex, let the smell linger
If i can't get it up i'll use my tongue or finger
I'll be stood over her naked, lad in hand
About to grant you one wish like Aladdin's lamp
I kick bars, the beat is my dojo
I've got the power like i've stolen Austin's mojo
But i'm an evil monkey, Mojo Jojo
Make you leave, get out. Hi, my name is Jojo
Y'all niggas power puff, pure homo
Couldn't give a gyal a ring if her name was Frodo
But oh no, you only live once, yolo
I'm no Derulo but i'm riding solo
Call me Yaya Toure, your Kolo
I'm fresher then a mint so call me polo
And open up your legs to let me know its a go go
But if the nani smells i'll her nuttin nuh go so
Chorus
Cos i don't realy like it when you climb on top
She's a big lass and i feel a bit crushed
Let me put you on your back and just beat that pussy up
And show you the meaning of a real Todd fuck
I don't realy like it when you climb on top
She's a big lass and I feel a bit crushed
So let me put you on your back and just beat that pussy up
And show you the meaning of a real hard fuck
Verse 2
When we get drunk the passion never stops
She fell asleep in my arms then fell asleep on my cock
And if my shit flops i'll stick it in soft
I'm drunk so i'm not worried that i can't get it up
I think i'd really like to try and get to know her
But I'd really like to try and fuck her sober
But a few more drinks she'll be putty in my hands
Take her back to the yard and beat the pussy, thats the plan
I dont even need to turn the charm on
The way she's grinding on me is giving me a hard on
What goes up must come down, so I popped a viagra
She whispered in my ear "I'm about to make a man of you"
All we ever do is get drunk and have sex
Well that will do for me, when are meeting next?
Fuck your mind games texting me back once a day
If your on it your on it, if not then just say
Chorus
Verse 3
Are you my fuck buddy? Is this the start of something else?
These are the questions i'm starting to ask myself
Third date now, where shall we go?
How about the pictures? You can suck me off on the back row
Put my ting in your mouth so you can cushion the blow
But of course i was gutted when you said you couldn't go
She keeps me on my toes, just when i'm getting bored
I suddenly receive another message from the whore
Come on lets just meet, we've already broke the ice
For fucks sake, we've already slept together twice
So I gathered from that that i'm the kind of guy you like
I'm not asking for much, I don't want you to be my wife
I don't really wanna kick up a fuss
I just want to meet up with you and buss
Pour some drink down your neck and you'll be in love
And the night will probably end with more then a hug
Chorus
Outro
Hahaha i'm just playing Laura. You know I love you
(Sniff sniff )Do you smell that? Fuckinell
Verse 1
I farted during sex, let the smell linger
If i can't get it up i'll use my tongue or finger
I'll be stood over her naked, lad in hand
About to grant you one wish like Aladdin's lamp
I kick bars, the beat is my dojo
I've got the power like i've stolen Austin's mojo
But i'm an evil monkey, Mojo Jojo
Make you leave, get out. Hi, my name is Jojo
Y'all niggas power puff, pure homo
Couldn't give a gyal a ring if her name was Frodo
But oh no, you only live once, yolo
I'm no Derulo but i'm riding solo
Call me Yaya Toure, your Kolo
I'm fresher then a mint so call me polo
And open up your legs to let me know its a go go
But if the nani smells i'll her nuttin nuh go so
Chorus
Cos i don't realy like it when you climb on top
She's a big lass and i feel a bit crushed
Let me put you on your back and just beat that pussy up
And show you the meaning of a real Todd fuck
I don't realy like it when you climb on top
She's a big lass and I feel a bit crushed
So let me put you on your back and just beat that pussy up
And show you the meaning of a real hard fuck
Verse 2
When we get drunk the passion never stops
She fell asleep in my arms then fell asleep on my cock
And if my shit flops i'll stick it in soft
I'm drunk so i'm not worried that i can't get it up
I think i'd really like to try and get to know her
But I'd really like to try and fuck her sober
But a few more drinks she'll be putty in my hands
Take her back to the yard and beat the pussy, thats the plan
I dont even need to turn the charm on
The way she's grinding on me is giving me a hard on
What goes up must come down, so I popped a viagra
She whispered in my ear "I'm about to make a man of you"
All we ever do is get drunk and have sex
Well that will do for me, when are meeting next?
Fuck your mind games texting me back once a day
If your on it your on it, if not then just say
Chorus
Verse 3
Are you my fuck buddy? Is this the start of something else?
These are the questions i'm starting to ask myself
Third date now, where shall we go?
How about the pictures? You can suck me off on the back row
Put my ting in your mouth so you can cushion the blow
But of course i was gutted when you said you couldn't go
She keeps me on my toes, just when i'm getting bored
I suddenly receive another message from the whore
Come on lets just meet, we've already broke the ice
For fucks sake, we've already slept together twice
So I gathered from that that i'm the kind of guy you like
I'm not asking for much, I don't want you to be my wife
I don't really wanna kick up a fuss
I just want to meet up with you and buss
Pour some drink down your neck and you'll be in love
And the night will probably end with more then a hug
Chorus
Outro
Hahaha i'm just playing Laura. You know I love you