Dance For Me by Toddy Boi Lyrics
Intro
Lets go to the strip club!
Chorus
Ive just give her 20 quid (dance for me bitch!)
The way she is moving those hips (dance for me bitch!)
The way she is licking those lips (dance for me bitch!)
Wow look at those tits (dance for me, dance for me)
X2
Verse 1
I'm about to make it rain, just like it is outside
So lads lets go in here, where its nice and dry
Look at all the gyal in here, there ain't a man in sight
She whispers in my ear, hang on let me get a pint!
I'm not buying you a drink, sorry love you've got no chance
I need to save up my money for me to buy you a slow dance
That's when she gives me a kiss and a wink that drives me insane
Now i'm love with a stripper and my name is T-pain
So i follow her to the back, she's holding my hand
For the next couple of minutes, i'll be her man!
But how can i not touch, when i'm this wasted?
What am I supposed to do with fanny and tits in my face bitch?
So I need to make a move, i'm going to be quick
Next time I see a nipple, i'm going to give it a lick
That's when she gives me a slap and says "Don"t treat me like a whore"
Well i'm sorry love but that just turned me on even more
Chorus
Ive just give her 50 quid (dance for me bitch!)
Verse 2
I think this slut is trying to rip me off
I've just give her 50 quid, she said she'd suck me off
But she wants another hundred, bitch fuck off
Now dance for me bitch before i rip them clothes off
But she is still talking, what is she saying to me?
I've already paid, thats why i'm in the V. I. P
How much for a shag? She said "I ain't a hooker"
Well piss off then and let me find one with big bazookers
Yeah you will do, i'm your man now!
I'm going to take you to the back and pull my pants down
But I need to calm down, before I get thrown out
The bouncer is looking over and he don't look nice now
But what am I meant to do when she's looking in my eyes
With her legs spread open like i've won a prize
I just want to get inbetween those thighs
But all she's worried about is my wallet size
Chorus
Ive just give her 80 quid ( Dance for me bitch!)
Verse 3
I think I need to go home soon, I've spent over 100
My mate's spent nowt and got one of their numbers
But it's all good, seen plenty of ass and tits
I came here with my boy and accidently told his bitch
She strips to get tips, but i'm not giving her shit
Especially when she lied about sucking my dick
How many times I got to tell you to dance for me bitch?
Bend over and shake that ass for me bitch
The way I saw you going up and down that pole
I knew I had to pay extra to see a little more
Yeah thats it, start slow, now move a little quicker
She flicks her hair as its off with her knickers
She looks at me as she starts to lick her finger
Something downstairs starts to grow a little bigger
A kiss on the cheek, alright man ive finished
I'll be back next week though, man I love strippers!
Chorus
Ive just give her 100 quid (dance for me bitch)
Outro
Ok I think I need to go home now, i've run out of money innit
Just a normal day in the strip club innit!
Dance for me bitch!
Lets go to the strip club!
Chorus
Ive just give her 20 quid (dance for me bitch!)
The way she is moving those hips (dance for me bitch!)
The way she is licking those lips (dance for me bitch!)
Wow look at those tits (dance for me, dance for me)
X2
Verse 1
I'm about to make it rain, just like it is outside
So lads lets go in here, where its nice and dry
Look at all the gyal in here, there ain't a man in sight
She whispers in my ear, hang on let me get a pint!
I'm not buying you a drink, sorry love you've got no chance
I need to save up my money for me to buy you a slow dance
That's when she gives me a kiss and a wink that drives me insane
Now i'm love with a stripper and my name is T-pain
So i follow her to the back, she's holding my hand
For the next couple of minutes, i'll be her man!
But how can i not touch, when i'm this wasted?
What am I supposed to do with fanny and tits in my face bitch?
So I need to make a move, i'm going to be quick
Next time I see a nipple, i'm going to give it a lick
That's when she gives me a slap and says "Don"t treat me like a whore"
Well i'm sorry love but that just turned me on even more
Chorus
Ive just give her 50 quid (dance for me bitch!)
Verse 2
I think this slut is trying to rip me off
I've just give her 50 quid, she said she'd suck me off
But she wants another hundred, bitch fuck off
Now dance for me bitch before i rip them clothes off
But she is still talking, what is she saying to me?
I've already paid, thats why i'm in the V. I. P
How much for a shag? She said "I ain't a hooker"
Well piss off then and let me find one with big bazookers
Yeah you will do, i'm your man now!
I'm going to take you to the back and pull my pants down
But I need to calm down, before I get thrown out
The bouncer is looking over and he don't look nice now
But what am I meant to do when she's looking in my eyes
With her legs spread open like i've won a prize
I just want to get inbetween those thighs
But all she's worried about is my wallet size
Chorus
Ive just give her 80 quid ( Dance for me bitch!)
Verse 3
I think I need to go home soon, I've spent over 100
My mate's spent nowt and got one of their numbers
But it's all good, seen plenty of ass and tits
I came here with my boy and accidently told his bitch
She strips to get tips, but i'm not giving her shit
Especially when she lied about sucking my dick
How many times I got to tell you to dance for me bitch?
Bend over and shake that ass for me bitch
The way I saw you going up and down that pole
I knew I had to pay extra to see a little more
Yeah thats it, start slow, now move a little quicker
She flicks her hair as its off with her knickers
She looks at me as she starts to lick her finger
Something downstairs starts to grow a little bigger
A kiss on the cheek, alright man ive finished
I'll be back next week though, man I love strippers!
Chorus
Ive just give her 100 quid (dance for me bitch)
Outro
Ok I think I need to go home now, i've run out of money innit
Just a normal day in the strip club innit!
Dance for me bitch!