The Mini Minotaur Song by Tobuscus Lyrics

[Tobuscus]
Tim Tim plays for days in a maze
And there's a Minotaur-taur
Tiny Minotaur-taur
Little Minotaur-taur
Mini Minotaur-taur
Minotaur-taur
Tiny Minotaur-taur
Little Minotaur-taur
Mini Minotaur-taur!
Cute little tiny little Minotaur
Sitting in a cradle

[Tim Tim]
Awww!

[Tobuscus]
He thinks that maybe it's a baby
But it nay be!

[Minotaur]
I’m a tiny Minotaur!
Little Minotaur
Kill you any minute-taur!
[Tobuscus]
Minotaur-taur
Tiny Minotaur-taur
Little Minotaur-taur
Mini Minotaur-taur
Minotaur-taur
Tiny Minotaur-taur
Little Minotaur-taur
Mini Minotaur-taur
How do you defeat a mini Minotaur?
Many mini Minotaur-taurs hate tartar sauce
They're deathly allergic to tartar sauce
You'll be fine, do you have some tartar, Tim Tim?

[Tim Tim]
No

[Tobuscus]
You'll need some tartar to kill him

[Tim Tim]
Oh

[Tobuscus]
Things are looking grim grim for Tim Tim
[Tim Tim]
Ahhh!

[Tobuscus]
Wait! What's that in his tum tum Tim Tim?

[Tim Tim]
What?

[Tobuscus]
It's a bottle of tartar, Tim Tim
Someone before you tried to kill him
OPEN THE JAR!
Twist the lid off!
OPEN THE JAR!
Counter-clockwise!

[Tim Tim]
Oh

[Tobuscus]
RELEASE TARTAR!
To kill Minotaur

[Minotaur]
Ugh, tartar! My only weakness!
[Tim Tim]
I'm alive!
Stop singing songs about me! You're ruining my life!