I Can Swing My Sword by Tobuscus Lyrics

Do you like my sword, sword?
Sword, my diamond sword, sword
You cannot afford, ‘ford
‘Ford my diamond sword, sword
Even if you could, could
I have a patent!

No one else can make a sword
Exactly in this manner, manner
Welcome to my manor, manor
I ca-ca-ca-canna, canna

Swing, swing, swing my sword, sword
Whenever I get bored, bored
I can swing my sword, sword
I can swing my sword, sword

Once I hit the floorboards
But I had it restored
And it was expensive
But it was a write-off!
Swinging is my business
And by that I mean swinging swords
Please do not ignore
Do you like my sword?

Ha!

That was rhetorical
You know I am the oracle
I know you like my sword
It's made of freakin’ diamonds

If you don't, you're lyin'
But that would be fine
Because it is awesome
And you’re probably jealous!

I can swing my sword, sword
‘Cause I am the lord, lord
Lord of diamond swords