Get Bloody by Tobuscus Lyrics

I always dreamt of BMX
Ha!
Got no more time for dreaming
My ex-wife resisted bringing our
Nine-year-old son Timmy

[Timmy]
No, dad, I don't –

[Dad]
Come on

[Timmy]
I don't want to go

[Dad]
You’re going

[Timmy]
I really don't
[Dad]
Shut up, son

[Timmy]
Gah!

We don't need a car

[Timmy]
Dad, that's a cliff

I'll just hold

[Timmy]
Um…

The space bar

[Timmy]
Dad, you're going too fast

[Dad]
Argh!

[Timmy]
No, dad!
Respawn at the start
Didn't get very far

[Timmy]
We never do, dad

[Dad]
Shut up, son

I ride a bike with my son
We always have so much fun

[Timmy]
No, we don't

Unless there's mines on the ground

[Timmy]
Dad, landmine!

Then things are gonna get bloody

[Timmy]
Oh, no!

I ride a bike with my son
[Timmy]
Dad!

Sometimes we do bottle runs

[Timmy]
(No!)

Sometimes we dodge harpoon guns

[Timmy]
(Ow!)

Sometimes I get to launch Timmy

[Timmy]
(What? No!)

Sometimes I get to launch Timmy

[Timmy]
(No!)

For Tim's perspective, just press C

[Timmy]
(No!)

I think it's time to get bloody
I think it's time to get bloody
(Oh, no)

[Timmy]
Dad, stop

[Dad]
I can't, son

[Timmy]
Give up, Dad

[Dad]
I don't know how

[Timmy]
It's just not fun anymore, Dad

[Dad]
Ah, so you admit it was fun once?

[Timmy]
Gah!

It's hard to keep on living

[Timmy]
Argh, God!

This course is unforgiving

[Dad]
Gargh!

[Timmy]
Oh, no, Dad!

I doubt that will be healing

[Timmy]
Dad, you should go to the hospital

[Dad]
I don't have insurance

Son, keep the handles steady

[Timmy]
Dad, what are you doing?

[Dad]
Winning, son, Charlie Sheen

[Timmy]
Oh, God

We've come too far
To give up on this course

[Timmy]
I disagree… argh!

[Dad]
Ow!

I don't need my arms
That's what my son is for

[Timmy]
No, dad, slow down!

[Dad]
Whoo!

We're riding towards a big jump
We fly in front of the sun
It's about time we finally won
Think we have earned a victory

[Dad]
Yes!

[Timmy]
Yay

[Dad]
We did it!

[Timmy]
Yay

[Dad]
Oh, yeah!

[Timmy]
Oh, good

[Dad]
Wanna go again?

[Timmy]
No!

[Dad]
You know what I’m gonna do?
I’m gonna put on my victory helmet

[Timmy]
Oh, you look like a robot!

Robotic dance of victory
Robotic dance of vic-
Robotic dance of victory
Robotic dance of vic-

Robotic dance of victory
Robotic dance of victory
Robotic dance of victory
Robotic dance of victory

[Mom]
I'm irresponsible mom
Thought I should be in this song
He rides a bike with our son
Don't want to fight for custody

I'm kind of glad when he's gone
I got two kids of my own
And killing us would be wrong
Unless it happens out of frame
(Whoa!)

[Dad]
Good one, son
(Argh!)