Assassins Creed Brotherhood Literal by Tobuscus Lyrics

Stargate. Ubisoft. SPARKLE!

A white matrix picks a date then faaaaaaaade
And people say Rome wasn't built in a daaaaaaay-AH

BLOOM TRANSITION

The birds get the hell out of there
Because they know something's going dooown

Is he gonna die?
No. It's a medium shot
Pan, zoom, and slow-mo means he's the target

Mysterious hooded man watches (from a distance)
Take a second to look awesome. Time to go
Walk in slow motion. So you still look awesome

Guard just saw you and he's gonna shoot you
But don't mind him. Just keep looking awesome
That shadow will take care of
WHITE!
Guard says "Stop!"
Just kill him with your awesome
The other guard's hit by an arrow so you're good

PART THE RED SEA!
Hopefully those guards have good armor
No they don't
Maybe they do
They doooooon't

Now act like you didn't do it
They're not buying it

Target comes out of his shelter
He's distracted by a feather
He's like "Shoot me!"
He likes feathers

He looks up when he remembers
"OH I LOVE BIRDS!"

Nod at the bird and people DIE!
Everywhere people DIE!
Target doesn't die. HE'S FINE!
Target sends horsemen to die
Kill the horse, the rider falls down
Kill the rider, the rider falls

Target's still fine

Target nods and some other guards
That were hiding in pillars COME OUT!
And then target pulls out his sword
Then goes to smell his sword
Not sure why

Mysterious hooded man joined by
Other hooded people

YOU'RE NEXT!
RUNNING! RUNNING!
SLOW MOTION JUMP ATTACK!