Minecraft Rap Cypher by TnFold Lyrics

[N-Frost (Blaze)]
On my 4/20 shit, blazing through the competition
Pull up looking hazy, ain't nobody should be optimistic
Players be too lazy and they code commands to mock my mission
Homies spawn in crazy, we a pro, no gram like quick addition

[UBERocity (Slime)]
I multiply, divide, devise demises, oh I'm going in
Keep it sticky on your girl's face, Nickelodeon
Like you're conquered by Steven Hawking, what shows is
You're getting bodied by a mob that's got no limbs

[Alltime Arcade (Enderman)]
Look into my eyes and I might jaw drop and scream into the night
Teleport, zip there with a jumpscare, I'll take this block without care, I walk through three dimensions
Did I mention I'm an ending invention? I'm an Endеrman, I'll end this man
I bet you can't evеr win this staring competition

[Jeff Hopland (Skeleton)]
I'm just a bag of bones like Sans, you know
I'm not a bad guy, I just wanna see you cry
Equipped with a longbow, I fly solo
My very existence contradicts yolo
[LCRaps (Strider)]
A mob that's really passive with a passion for riders
So grab a saddle and strap up onto the back of the Strider
I'm just lurking in the lava, living life real unrivalled
Not pursuing any players, that lifestyle's too vile

[GOAT5801 (Zombie)]
Risen with only one mission by killing these bitches, then maybe they'll listen
Was rotten, forgotten, I'll make your guts spread
Try to repent but I'm taking your head
Too late to regret, there's nothing but red
You still don't believe every word that I said?
Saving your flesh, have you dropping dead
Call me a part of the Walking Dead

[TrayeFreezy (Magma Cube)]
I'm the hottest cube, fire in the booth
Spitting hot lava (Problems)
I'll burn yo' ass up, it will be a guaranteed burn
And you humans finna learn, never look in my direction

[Cuspodan (Hoglin)]
I know some might call me a hostile mob
When they created me, they did an awful job
Though I would call myself better than an ocelot
Because the spot where I live makes me awfully hot, yuh
[AfroLegacy (Wither)]
The boss of Hell, ain't no one can match my presence
I'm decaying all your organs just to slay you in a second
I can see all the angles even though my eyes are dead
And then I'm deading any enemy, you're dead and covered red

[Nightbreaker (Piglin)]
Put the Zombie Pigmen out the job, call 'em pork chops
Hook you up, only take bars, we the warthogs
We all may be neutral pigs, but one thing's for sure, snobs
Better rep gold when you pull up in our Fort Knox

[Don Son Mafia (Ravager)]
A true slayer, tell your family 'Farewell'
I'm killing any villager, player, or even trader
I got a deadly roar, stun me and you'll find out
I'll treat you like a streak in my window, you'll get wiped out

[RapKnight (Iron Golem)]
The Iron Golem, and yes, I'm a gentle giant
But try to harm the villagers, I might just get defiant
Wanna tussle? Boy, just try it, ain't no oofing when you dying
This ain't David and Goliath, so let's get into the fighting, hah

[Zagranis (Pillager)]
Shooting through you with a crossbow, there's an army of us, so
No sense in running, no sense in fleeing, you better get into the safe zone
We may be colorless but we wanna see you bleed red
We will stop at nothing to make sure you're dead
[Jvst Rebel (Creeper)]
Once you hear the hiss, you know it's game over
Though I'm actually a bomb, you never met somebody colder
Go ahead and build your house, I'll blow it to ruins
You know it's time to quit when the creeper starts pursuing

[Volcar-Ohno (Ender Dragon)]
Now it's time to meet the final boss, don't think that you won't get tossed
Aside, your pride is a lie, your attempts to kill me were for naught
Dragging your body down to my den, you don't wanna know what happens then
No chance for a goodbye message to send, you approached me, I'm not sorry for your end

[Just Gamer (Witch)]
The witch hails from the swamp, and like my potions, I'll make a splash
Pack fire resistance 'cause these bars that I'm spitting will turn you into ash
Poison your health bar and you won't go far when I put you in slow motion
So if you try to enter my hut, you'll get hit with some very potent potions

[Ninethie (Spider)]
Step to me, I got eight legs, you're easily getting out-paced then
Stopping and chopping and robbing, not stopping, I'm dropping this loot like a goblin
Climb over walls, don't be afraid, only get poisoned if you enter the cave
Call me Shelob, a Tolkien of the game, passive as a rock if you find me out in the day

[J Cae (Shulker)]
I just hit a lick in a box
How you let me go and catch a body in a box? Uh
How you catch a fade from a mile away?
And let a bullet seed, make you elevate
Then you go and crash from the fall, Shinra Tensei
Need to calm down a bit, de-escalate
Never leave the box 'cause the box is all I got
Catch you lacking in my zone, you gon' get the shots

[First Name Ethan (Ghast)]
Rising from the Soul Sand valley
Spitting on you blockheads, never dilly dally
Happy ass fish floating ever so jelly
Dropping some bombs like it's popping confetti
Come and party in the Nether, better bring your blocks
Stay clear from the Legos or the Legos get stomped
I'm a weather typed error, got you running on the rocks
Don't ever chase a ghost or I'll make your tears drop

[Jay Music (Guardian)]
I'm the one who run up in mobs
And yes, I go psycho if you setting me off
I go a hundred, shoot a lazer at them 'cause it's my job
Hit them with the thorn attack until they are lost
Tell you to respect your elders, now you are gone
That's my boss, it's a lot, from the pressure of the waterfall
If you wanna brawl, you can bring it on
Underwater, I'm the one that you should never spawn

[Henry Jones (Husk)]
Time for the mobs, go start an apocalypse
Once you start with us, we are going to take your limbs
Hungry for foes when I see you, just give me your brains
You don't like it when I'm angry 'cause I got venom in my veins
Call me Superman 'cause I restore power from the sunlight
Killed you without a trace, I ain't leaving nobody alive
Unlike Thor, I actually go for the head
When I see a walking man, he gon' be walking dead

[Jacob Cass (Zombified Piglin)]
I see you and your crew are sticking together
Know you are doomed when you get in the Nether
Zombified Piglins, we rolling to war
You know you can't pass this golden sword
You come to the Nether, I'm catching a body
Pig at day, at night, I'm a zombie
Bring a weapon 'cause I'm nothing to dance with
Got gold drip, got me looking enchanted

[Max Austin (Silverfish)]
What's that? What are you even doing?
Pack full of armor and you're still screaming
I'm a quick silver but I don't need the X Man
Fish man like Aquaman, except I'm from the mines, fam
May be tiny but that's my advantage
I blend in, you won't know what's attacking
Heart goes down like a girl friendzoning you in public

[Jixplosion (Vex)]
I'm pulling up with the squad
Going through blocks, we gangster
Got the steel on our arms
Don't wanna evoke our anger
Kill more villagers than the plague
He pops the smoke and I bring the aim
When I glow red, you'll glow red too
Try to test me, I'll pass right through

[Politicess (Phantom)]
I finna pull up with a Phantom, now they mad I'm on my grind
Mess with the squad, you'll catch dots in the night
If you ain't talking money, then hands finna fly
All 'bout my emeralds, man, I ain't got time
I'm in my prime, can't fuck with a random
Pull out the Glock and the shots finna land 'em
Ink for the paper, send you to your fandom
Fuck with the squad, I'll turn you to a phantom

[Baker The Legend (Steve)]
Young Steve, and I cannot believe
That the world I perceive is made of so many things
That are cube-shaped, yes I be the kid with the block face
Tryna make a world where I can escape, yeah