The Crazy Services by Tiny Blonde Day Lyrics
As I hike on Mount Everest with a snowplow in my hat
I sing a song about bats
I think that Albert Einstein might have been right when he told me that there would be a tornado today
He knows all about the weather and all the crazy services it takes
That green man, he knows how to tell the time
I'll buy his soul off a bottle of wine
I'm singing from the chimney of old Mccodgers farm
How could anyone love me less
Yes
How could anyone love me less
Make me some paper as I tweezе my eyebrows
Put me in a spacеship and send me to mars
I'm the happy one
Waiting waiting waiting
You call and say I'm lonely
I've been hearing all of these storms
Don't kill me while I'm awake
I can't handle this change
How could anyone love me less
Yes
How could anyone love me less
I hired an architect to do some crazy services
He built a tower on my roof so that I could see my neighbors yard
They let their dogs out at the weirdest times
This was a crazy service
I should poison my neighbors
DJ Dreary is in da house
Like the guesthouse over slaughterhouse
When times get mickey mouse
I just wanna be part of your fiddlesticks
Ooh, when I go calming
Bombing, bombing
Don't go embalming
I'm normalizing 'til dawn
That's why I need one liaison
Parmesan
I just wanna be part of your autopsies
Feeling bygone
Parmesan
When I'm with you, all I have is apparitional thoughts
Your words cut deeper than an affair
When times get bare
Delaware
When times get bare
Delaware
I don't like your ravioli
Won't ya get me some nucleoli
Feeling coaly
Coaly
You don't wanna be beautiful like me
You must think I'm marvelous
And when you're gone I feel dear
But I've tried calling before
Tried calling before
When times get bad
I miss your likes
Feeling hardcore
How could anyone love me less
Yes
How could anyone love me less
I sing a song about bats
I think that Albert Einstein might have been right when he told me that there would be a tornado today
He knows all about the weather and all the crazy services it takes
That green man, he knows how to tell the time
I'll buy his soul off a bottle of wine
I'm singing from the chimney of old Mccodgers farm
How could anyone love me less
Yes
How could anyone love me less
Make me some paper as I tweezе my eyebrows
Put me in a spacеship and send me to mars
I'm the happy one
Waiting waiting waiting
You call and say I'm lonely
I've been hearing all of these storms
Don't kill me while I'm awake
I can't handle this change
How could anyone love me less
Yes
How could anyone love me less
I hired an architect to do some crazy services
He built a tower on my roof so that I could see my neighbors yard
They let their dogs out at the weirdest times
This was a crazy service
I should poison my neighbors
DJ Dreary is in da house
Like the guesthouse over slaughterhouse
When times get mickey mouse
I just wanna be part of your fiddlesticks
Ooh, when I go calming
Bombing, bombing
Don't go embalming
I'm normalizing 'til dawn
That's why I need one liaison
Parmesan
I just wanna be part of your autopsies
Feeling bygone
Parmesan
When I'm with you, all I have is apparitional thoughts
Your words cut deeper than an affair
When times get bare
Delaware
When times get bare
Delaware
I don't like your ravioli
Won't ya get me some nucleoli
Feeling coaly
Coaly
You don't wanna be beautiful like me
You must think I'm marvelous
And when you're gone I feel dear
But I've tried calling before
Tried calling before
When times get bad
I miss your likes
Feeling hardcore
How could anyone love me less
Yes
How could anyone love me less