Miracle Elixir by Timmy the Dog Lyrics

Coca-cola, miracle elixir
Excellent, a beverage groovy as a mixer
Compliments the popcorn when you're hanging at the flicks
Drink it with your shirt off, it'll help you pick up chicks

Coca-cola, miracle elixir
Give it to your granny if she’s feeling kinda sick
Drink it by the gallon, it's guaranteed to fix her
Coca-cola miracle elix-

Everybody knows they have a right to their opinion
Advertising never lies
Coca-cola helps you pick up guys
Everybody knows that
Everybody knows that there is only one real cola
I watch telly every day
A can of coke is as good as a holiday
Coca-cola helps you to relax
Coca-cola gives you better sex
Coca-cola never lies
Coca-cola helps you pick up guys
Coke is known to every known race
Coke is advertised in outer space
I thank God for coke when I say grace
Everybody knows they have a right to their opinion
Advertising never lies
Coca-cola helps you pick up guys
Everybody knows that