Call Me Maybe Dirty Parody by Tim Chantarangsu Lyrics

I see you walking around
I'm creeping not making sounds
I swear your booty's so round and now I'm so horny
I got my phone, took a pic
Send it to yours, you should click
Yeah look at that, that's my dick but now I'm so horny

You're applying lotion bouncing in slow motion
I jizz like an ocean
Where you think you're going baby?

Hey I just met you and this is crazy
But here's my penis, so touch it maybe
It kinda slants right at you baby
But that's my penis so kiss it maybe
Hey I just met you and this is crazy
But here's my penis, let's make some babies
And all the other girls never date me
But here's my penis
Can I put it in your booty?
You saw the pic, never called
So then I sent you my balls
You sent me nothing at all
But still I'm so horny
I wanna play with your hair
Your panties give me a pair
But now you're looking all scared
That makes me more horny

You're applying lotion bouncing in slow motion
I jizz like an ocean
Where you think you're going bitch?

Hey I just met you and this is crazy
But here's my penis, so touch it maybe
It kinda slants right at you baby
But that's my penis so kiss it maybe
Hey I just met you and this is crazy
But here's my penis, let's make some babies
And all the other girls never date me
But here's my penis
Can I put it in your booty?

Before I met you, I would ask where the ho's at
Where the ho's at
Where the ho, ho's at
Before I met you
I would ask where the ho's at
Where the ho's at
Where the ho, ho's at
My penis curves right for you baby
So now it's your turn
Show me your labia
(Haha... hahahha...)
Show me that shit girl!