Little Titties by Tig Notaro Lyrics

I was walking through my neighborhood
I was walking on the side walk and I was passing this guy
And right when you passed each other he said to me
“Aaaaaaa I’m a little titties
I thought you was a man”
And it’s. It’’s like ok. Ok if you think that
And ok if you say that
To yourself
But that thought had to go through several layers of filters in his mind
In a check list
And he still decided. Ya I’m gonna need to say this
Like think of all the things he decided not to say
Things like “Good afternoon!”
Or “ OH I was gonna say something but I’ve decided not to”
Nope he went with”
“Aaaaaaa I’m a little titties
I thought you was a man”