Opposite Jacob Hooter Diss Track by TiL Lyrics
[The Verse (Verse 1)]
Bitch you was jealous, so you threw shots at the king!
Went and texted Karli some bullshit about the ring
Oh you mad? You said that cause she my best friend
You tried to diss me, I put our friendship to an end
You already perverted and agg, so you just pushed it
Trying to pass your grades in school, but you couldn't
You argued you only failed once, that's one more than me
Karli's your only friend so you always get en-vy
HP Envy, bitch you slower than that shit
First track in a while, and its gunna be a hit
Yeah, out there in the park, you trynna get some dick
I thought you was gay and didn't want no type of chick
Then you went and said u wanna "creampie Karli"
Like 'Suicide Squad' you compared to Harley
Suicide is when you go and call her daddy
And yes that haircut make you look Shaggy
"Scooby Dooby Doo, where are you?"
Are you looking for something Jacob can look up to?
Its probably skirts, no wonder why his name is Hooter
Every time he eat there, he gotta use a booster
I'm younger than you and yet I act more grown
You be on Instagram showin' off yo moans
Showing how you been hanging out with Kyle and nick
Out there in the back trying get they dick
And if you trynna fight, you can't even hit a lick
Bitch I ain't a potato and your diss was kinda lame hoe
Talking bout my balance but u ain't never gave what u owe
Talking bout “Ima give all my friends a Benjamin”
And all you said was some bullshit about the Mexicans
I ain't Mexican bitch, you ignorant white trash
Always bragging about how you always trying smash
Bitch where, that shit just as fake as you and your friends
If you wanna be friends again you gotta make amends
Change that shit quick til then you never shit
TiL out in here and you know we stay lit
All yo roast on me is just about my weight
And judging from the way you act I would think you eight
The only thing you got in the Lunchable was fruity
What a coincidence that you just as fruity
Fruit Loops bitch you use 'em as cock rings
Shape like a 0, how many times you phone rings
Can't get the phone right now, I'll call you back later
I'm here too busy in the streets, killing haters
You next hoe cause you one of the dirty traitors
Even yo dad don't like you, threw your phone into a ditch
It's sad that the ditch and sewer is cleaner than you bitch
Your bio says "burritos4lyfe", I should call your gordo
See you call me the big one but look at you though
Your wallpaper is a chicken cause you know you love cock
You always want it then and there, but you gotta walk
On the way you stop, and shop, at Rue twenty-one
You thirsty as fuck you suck any and everyone
Heading for the burritos at La Carritas grill
Yellin' Donald Trump in there probably finna get you killed
Then you head to Walmart and ask for the pads
Walk to the next aisle fuck a plunger like in Fads’
The SD store, you'd love the naked ladies and all
You'd for damn sure go to the back and fuck a doll
Anyways, that's besides the point and off topic
You most likely get your clothes from places like hot topic
And Spencers, I heard that's where you buy your dildos
When you get home you practice while you watch lesbos
Like when you pull up PornHub on your desktop
Doing that wishing Karli would give you mad top
That's only in your dreams, your wet, wet dreams
You wake up from your nap and it wasn't as it seems
Then you FaceTime Karli but don't know I'm listening
The fact you think your better than me is kinda interesting
You didn't wanna say your deepest darkest secret
Is it when you claimed to fuck your classmate, oh it's a secret?
You said you hit it from behind and your friend from the front
Bitch you still a virgin, you don't need to fucking stunt
But if its true, that means you seen another mans dick
Well never mind cause we know you seen Nick's
The only things you worry bout are sex, money, Karli and drugs
Always begging for weed like that gets you into the clubs
Fun fact it doesn't, but your dumb ass wouldn't know
Cause another thing you beg for is the fucking dough
Its a straight fact you'd fuck your pillow in any weather
You lack it all the sex and Karli don't ever go together
Bitch you was jealous, so you threw shots at the king!
Went and texted Karli some bullshit about the ring
Oh you mad? You said that cause she my best friend
You tried to diss me, I put our friendship to an end
You already perverted and agg, so you just pushed it
Trying to pass your grades in school, but you couldn't
You argued you only failed once, that's one more than me
Karli's your only friend so you always get en-vy
HP Envy, bitch you slower than that shit
First track in a while, and its gunna be a hit
Yeah, out there in the park, you trynna get some dick
I thought you was gay and didn't want no type of chick
Then you went and said u wanna "creampie Karli"
Like 'Suicide Squad' you compared to Harley
Suicide is when you go and call her daddy
And yes that haircut make you look Shaggy
"Scooby Dooby Doo, where are you?"
Are you looking for something Jacob can look up to?
Its probably skirts, no wonder why his name is Hooter
Every time he eat there, he gotta use a booster
I'm younger than you and yet I act more grown
You be on Instagram showin' off yo moans
Showing how you been hanging out with Kyle and nick
Out there in the back trying get they dick
And if you trynna fight, you can't even hit a lick
Bitch I ain't a potato and your diss was kinda lame hoe
Talking bout my balance but u ain't never gave what u owe
Talking bout “Ima give all my friends a Benjamin”
And all you said was some bullshit about the Mexicans
I ain't Mexican bitch, you ignorant white trash
Always bragging about how you always trying smash
Bitch where, that shit just as fake as you and your friends
If you wanna be friends again you gotta make amends
Change that shit quick til then you never shit
TiL out in here and you know we stay lit
All yo roast on me is just about my weight
And judging from the way you act I would think you eight
The only thing you got in the Lunchable was fruity
What a coincidence that you just as fruity
Fruit Loops bitch you use 'em as cock rings
Shape like a 0, how many times you phone rings
Can't get the phone right now, I'll call you back later
I'm here too busy in the streets, killing haters
You next hoe cause you one of the dirty traitors
Even yo dad don't like you, threw your phone into a ditch
It's sad that the ditch and sewer is cleaner than you bitch
Your bio says "burritos4lyfe", I should call your gordo
See you call me the big one but look at you though
Your wallpaper is a chicken cause you know you love cock
You always want it then and there, but you gotta walk
On the way you stop, and shop, at Rue twenty-one
You thirsty as fuck you suck any and everyone
Heading for the burritos at La Carritas grill
Yellin' Donald Trump in there probably finna get you killed
Then you head to Walmart and ask for the pads
Walk to the next aisle fuck a plunger like in Fads’
The SD store, you'd love the naked ladies and all
You'd for damn sure go to the back and fuck a doll
Anyways, that's besides the point and off topic
You most likely get your clothes from places like hot topic
And Spencers, I heard that's where you buy your dildos
When you get home you practice while you watch lesbos
Like when you pull up PornHub on your desktop
Doing that wishing Karli would give you mad top
That's only in your dreams, your wet, wet dreams
You wake up from your nap and it wasn't as it seems
Then you FaceTime Karli but don't know I'm listening
The fact you think your better than me is kinda interesting
You didn't wanna say your deepest darkest secret
Is it when you claimed to fuck your classmate, oh it's a secret?
You said you hit it from behind and your friend from the front
Bitch you still a virgin, you don't need to fucking stunt
But if its true, that means you seen another mans dick
Well never mind cause we know you seen Nick's
The only things you worry bout are sex, money, Karli and drugs
Always begging for weed like that gets you into the clubs
Fun fact it doesn't, but your dumb ass wouldn't know
Cause another thing you beg for is the fucking dough
Its a straight fact you'd fuck your pillow in any weather
You lack it all the sex and Karli don't ever go together