Ye Olde Khristmas by Thrice A Chuckle Lyrics

(Clearing throat)
All right, let’s all be together now! Lets get on tune!
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee
All right, 1, 2, 3, and!

We will light the yule log
We will fetch the porridge
And we know that when its cold
We will keep each other warm

We will set the table
We will host the party
And we know that whilst we jest
We are for each other

That was jolly well mates!