Something Cool For Christmas by Thrice A Chuckle Lyrics

I got you something for Christmas that's cool
Because I think it’s cool I think you should too
And if you don't want it, I'll take it back from you – that’s not rude
Because if you don't want it, I'll still think that it's cool

Did you get me something cool for Christmas too?
Because if you didn't I don't want it from you
Because if I don't love it, you can take and shove it - behind your tree – far from me
Because if I don't want it, I’ll keep your cool gift for me

Dear, Dear, Santa, get a cool gift for me
Because I’m having a hard time trusting family
Because with so few gifts, being such cool gifts, I'm worried I won’t be getting
The cool gift that will make me happy

I got you something for Christmas that's cool
Because I think it's cool I think you should too
And if you don't want it, I’ll take it back for me- I'll be happy
It might just be better if I get my cool gift for me