Mr. Goodbarr by Those Guys Lyrics
He's the nicest guy
That you will ever meet
But you'll wanna cry
As the world falls before his feet
He's always rockin' a new style
He knows exactly what they like
And when you check out his profile
He will make your heart rate spike
He's got the world wrapped around his finger
You'd think somehow it's a crime
When he's around, all your friends, they linger
Everybody makes the time
You wake up, get out of bed and try to be a star
But he's still two steps ahead no matter who you are
You wanna hate his guts, you wanna key his car
He's so nice it drives you nuts, he's your best friend by far
Mister Goodbarr
You'd think with his good looks
That he'd have a hollow brain
But he's written award-winning books
And his math skills are insane
On my own I'm a solid eight
On good days even a nine
But next to him, good is not so great
I wish his life could be mine
You wake up, get out of bed and try to be a star
But he's still two steps ahead no matter who you are
You wanna hate his guts, you wanna key his car
He's so nice it drives you nuts, he's your best friend by far
Mister Goodbarr
And it boils your brain so hot
That he's everything that you are not
You will never be as great
You wake up, get out of bed and try to be a star
But he's still two steps ahead no matter who you are
And I fight for every breath to try and stay on par
I could work myself to death and not get half as far
He plays drums, plays the piano, shreds a mean guitar
He's Facebook friends with Bono and with Ringo Starr
And you wanna hate his guts, you wanna key his car
He's so nice it drives you nuts, he's your best friend by far
Mister...
Mister Goodbarr, he drives a Smart car
You know that he'll be twenty thousand times the man you are
He defeated Cobra, he's friends with Oprah
Attends yearly retreats with guru Deepak Chopra
He's never a stranger, will protect you from danger
I heard a rumour he was once a Power Ranger
Mister Goodbarr, he's also a film star
But he will always love you just the way that you are
Mister Goodbarr
That you will ever meet
But you'll wanna cry
As the world falls before his feet
He's always rockin' a new style
He knows exactly what they like
And when you check out his profile
He will make your heart rate spike
He's got the world wrapped around his finger
You'd think somehow it's a crime
When he's around, all your friends, they linger
Everybody makes the time
You wake up, get out of bed and try to be a star
But he's still two steps ahead no matter who you are
You wanna hate his guts, you wanna key his car
He's so nice it drives you nuts, he's your best friend by far
Mister Goodbarr
You'd think with his good looks
That he'd have a hollow brain
But he's written award-winning books
And his math skills are insane
On my own I'm a solid eight
On good days even a nine
But next to him, good is not so great
I wish his life could be mine
You wake up, get out of bed and try to be a star
But he's still two steps ahead no matter who you are
You wanna hate his guts, you wanna key his car
He's so nice it drives you nuts, he's your best friend by far
Mister Goodbarr
And it boils your brain so hot
That he's everything that you are not
You will never be as great
You wake up, get out of bed and try to be a star
But he's still two steps ahead no matter who you are
And I fight for every breath to try and stay on par
I could work myself to death and not get half as far
He plays drums, plays the piano, shreds a mean guitar
He's Facebook friends with Bono and with Ringo Starr
And you wanna hate his guts, you wanna key his car
He's so nice it drives you nuts, he's your best friend by far
Mister...
Mister Goodbarr, he drives a Smart car
You know that he'll be twenty thousand times the man you are
He defeated Cobra, he's friends with Oprah
Attends yearly retreats with guru Deepak Chopra
He's never a stranger, will protect you from danger
I heard a rumour he was once a Power Ranger
Mister Goodbarr, he's also a film star
But he will always love you just the way that you are
Mister Goodbarr