What the Funk? by Thomas and the Squad Lyrics
[Intro]
*Screaming
What the Funk?
[Instrumental]
[Verse 1: Justin]
What the Funk is up
Rappin’ like an MC at the dump
I punched this kid that was a chump
‘Cuz on his face there was a lump
Run, run, run Mr. Forrest Gump
When he told me that, he wanted to jump
My hair today is in a clump
On a camel’s back, there is a hump
[Verse 2: Roman]
It’s like magic, it’s so tragic
Our beats will put you in a panic
When I lay these rhymes, it’s automatic
Seeing a play, it’s so dramatic
Beat’s so funky it’s from the Eighties
Thomas and the Squad been absent lately
But we’re back sooner than you thunk
But I’ll leave you all saying, “What the Funk?”
[Verse 3: Jesse]
Yeah, it’s Jesse West and I really am the best
It’s a J and an E, you can figure out the rest
A three-piece suit with a jacket and a vest
Thomas and the Squad gonna put it to the test
Ya’ll got flow but you don’t got funk
Gold up in your mouth but you smell like skunk
You can double dribble but you can’t slam dunk
Dawn my orange robes and pray like a monk
[Verse 4: Austin]
Hey, I’m the new guy
Girls say I look fly
I like women, you know I can’t lie
Lookin’ in the distance, flower in my eye
Break up with my old girl, never say goodbye
Out past ten and my parents ask why
Only replying saying I’m nearby
Trying to get to me in trouble but I’m wise guy
When the squad is hungry, we get a fish fry
[Verse 5: Thomas]
Veins poppin’, chains droppin’, ‘bout to see the train stoppin’
Comin’ back alive, see me jumpin’ out the coffin
‘Bout to give it to you once
And maybe even twice
Quit hatin on my rhymes because that ain’t very nice
Come into my house and I’ll give you a tour
We the ninja turtles and welcome to the
Sewer
Sixty down ward ‘bout to run you off the road
Your the season finale, but I’m the next episode
[Outro: Thomas and the Squad]
What funk is up? What funk is up?
What funk is up? What funk is up?
(Yeah)
What funk is up? What funk is up?
(Yeah; come on)
What funk is up? What funk is up?
(Oh yeah)
What funk is up? What funk is up?
(Yeah, baby)
What funk is up? What funk is up?
(Funk you; okay)
What funk is up? What funk is up?
(Give it to me now)
What funk is up? What funk is up?
(Alright)
*Screaming
What the Funk?
[Instrumental]
[Verse 1: Justin]
What the Funk is up
Rappin’ like an MC at the dump
I punched this kid that was a chump
‘Cuz on his face there was a lump
Run, run, run Mr. Forrest Gump
When he told me that, he wanted to jump
My hair today is in a clump
On a camel’s back, there is a hump
[Verse 2: Roman]
It’s like magic, it’s so tragic
Our beats will put you in a panic
When I lay these rhymes, it’s automatic
Seeing a play, it’s so dramatic
Beat’s so funky it’s from the Eighties
Thomas and the Squad been absent lately
But we’re back sooner than you thunk
But I’ll leave you all saying, “What the Funk?”
[Verse 3: Jesse]
Yeah, it’s Jesse West and I really am the best
It’s a J and an E, you can figure out the rest
A three-piece suit with a jacket and a vest
Thomas and the Squad gonna put it to the test
Ya’ll got flow but you don’t got funk
Gold up in your mouth but you smell like skunk
You can double dribble but you can’t slam dunk
Dawn my orange robes and pray like a monk
[Verse 4: Austin]
Hey, I’m the new guy
Girls say I look fly
I like women, you know I can’t lie
Lookin’ in the distance, flower in my eye
Break up with my old girl, never say goodbye
Out past ten and my parents ask why
Only replying saying I’m nearby
Trying to get to me in trouble but I’m wise guy
When the squad is hungry, we get a fish fry
[Verse 5: Thomas]
Veins poppin’, chains droppin’, ‘bout to see the train stoppin’
Comin’ back alive, see me jumpin’ out the coffin
‘Bout to give it to you once
And maybe even twice
Quit hatin on my rhymes because that ain’t very nice
Come into my house and I’ll give you a tour
We the ninja turtles and welcome to the
Sewer
Sixty down ward ‘bout to run you off the road
Your the season finale, but I’m the next episode
[Outro: Thomas and the Squad]
What funk is up? What funk is up?
What funk is up? What funk is up?
(Yeah)
What funk is up? What funk is up?
(Yeah; come on)
What funk is up? What funk is up?
(Oh yeah)
What funk is up? What funk is up?
(Yeah, baby)
What funk is up? What funk is up?
(Funk you; okay)
What funk is up? What funk is up?
(Give it to me now)
What funk is up? What funk is up?
(Alright)