Anything at Easter by Thomas Rodger Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Eggstravigant
Eggssalent
Eggstroadendary
Eggstra large
Eggstra small
Do anything eggstra at Easter
[Chorus]
Get fat at Easter
Scoff your face at Easter
Get laid at Easter
Don’t work at Easter
Just chill at Easter
That’s why you should do anything at Easter
[Verse 2]
Eggsactly
Eggciting
Eggstatic
Eggsplosive
Do Eggsercise
Be eggsceptiomal
That’s why you should do anything eggstreme at Easter
[Chorus]
Get fat at Easter
Scoff your face at Easter
Get laid at Easter
Don’t work at Easter
Just chill at Easter
That’s why you should do anything at Easter
[Verse 3]
Don’t yolk with me
You’re poaching my best yolks
Happy Fry-day
Don’t be such a chicken
Stay on the sunny side up
That’s cracking
Let’s hatch a plan
Omelettin this slide
Shell shock
You’re such a rotten egg
I’m scrambled
I might whisk it
You’re so hard boiled
Are you eggnoring me Don’t you like my eggcellent jokes
[Chorus]
Get fat at Easter
Scoff your face at Easter
Get laid at Easter
Don’t work at Easter
Just chill at Easter
That’s why you should do anything at Easter
Get fat at Easter
Scoff your face at Easter
Get laid at Easter
Don’t work at Easter
Just chill at Easter
That’s why you should do anything at Easter
Eggstravigant
Eggssalent
Eggstroadendary
Eggstra large
Eggstra small
Do anything eggstra at Easter
[Chorus]
Get fat at Easter
Scoff your face at Easter
Get laid at Easter
Don’t work at Easter
Just chill at Easter
That’s why you should do anything at Easter
[Verse 2]
Eggsactly
Eggciting
Eggstatic
Eggsplosive
Do Eggsercise
Be eggsceptiomal
That’s why you should do anything eggstreme at Easter
[Chorus]
Get fat at Easter
Scoff your face at Easter
Get laid at Easter
Don’t work at Easter
Just chill at Easter
That’s why you should do anything at Easter
[Verse 3]
Don’t yolk with me
You’re poaching my best yolks
Happy Fry-day
Don’t be such a chicken
Stay on the sunny side up
That’s cracking
Let’s hatch a plan
Omelettin this slide
Shell shock
You’re such a rotten egg
I’m scrambled
I might whisk it
You’re so hard boiled
Are you eggnoring me Don’t you like my eggcellent jokes
[Chorus]
Get fat at Easter
Scoff your face at Easter
Get laid at Easter
Don’t work at Easter
Just chill at Easter
That’s why you should do anything at Easter
Get fat at Easter
Scoff your face at Easter
Get laid at Easter
Don’t work at Easter
Just chill at Easter
That’s why you should do anything at Easter