WAPles and Pancakes by Thomas Glasser Lyrics
(Chores in this house)
(There’s some chores in this house)
(There’s some chores in this house)
(There’s some chores in this house)
I said, certified geek
Seven days a week
Waffles and pancakes
Make that study game weak, ah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you know I love some waffles and pancakes
Get some butter for the top of those waffles and pancakes
Give me everything you got, all those waffles and pancakes
Eat ‘em up, like I’m in charge
Order large in the yard
Put this waffle right on your plate
Swipe your fork like a credit card
Butter on top, I’m satisfied
Pancake so good when it's inside
Inside my mouth, flavors alive
This syrup delish, come take a dive
Make some snacks, I’ll act surprised
Let's go play, there’s sunny skies
I want you to park that Big Mac truck
Sell me a burger and fries
Make ice cream, makes me scream
Eat out in public, make a scene
I don't cook, I don't clean
But let me tell you why I’m pancake queen
Gobble me, swallow me, syrup down the side of me
Quick eat up 'fore I get all soaked and soggy
Get me to the table, then I ask him where the bacon be
If you’re nice, I might let you get a waffle free
How bout this, take your pick
Ask for syrup for some french toast sticks
You really ain't never gotta ask him for a thang
He already made his mind up 'fore you rang
Now get your fork and your knife
For these waffles and pancakes
He bought strawberries cuz they nice
On these waffles and pancakes
Get the whipped cream, cold as ice
On these waffles and pancakes
Now make it rain if you wanna
Get some waffles and pancakes uh
I need a food lover, my eatin folk
I need a coffee drinker, need a real joker
Not a veggie shake, it’ll make me slower
Gotta eat the waffle fore it leans over
He got some breakfast, then that's where I'm headed
Flavors A1, just like my credit
He got a beard, well, syrup gon wet it
I let him taste it, now he diabetic
I don't want a fruit, I want a yolk
I want a snack, it’s not a joke
I want you to flip those pancakes
On my plate, yeah you know where they go
Cooking game fire, drinking Dasani
Pourin the syrup, coming out soggy
Cookin that thang like the cops is behind me
Gave him a piece and now he tryna find me
Your honor, I'm a math whiz, addition, subtraction
Gotta find the equal and opposite reaction
And another thing- wait, hold up, redaction
Get my school tools out, ‘cause I protract
In the classroom, I'm the one that teach ya
If he buys school lunch, he’s a pricy eater
Your grade’s a D, that’s a misdemeanor
I could make you smart before I ever meet ya
If you don’t sing then we can’t hang
You can't hurt my feelings, no school pains
‘Splainin something like a substitute
Write on the board, I'ma spell my name
Ah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you know I love some waffles and pancakes
Get some butter for the top of those waffles and pancakes
Give me everything you got, all those waffles and pancakes
Now from the top, flavors pop
That's some waffles and pancakes
Now get some butter for the top
That's some waffles and pancakes
I'm talking WAP, WAP, WAP
That's some waffles and pancakes
Right out the iron, really hot
That's some waffles and pancakes uh
(Chores in this house)
(There's some chores in this house)
(There’s some chores in this house)
(There’s some chores in this house)
(There’s some chores in this house)
(There’s some chores in this house)
(There’s some chores in this house)
(There’s some chores in this house)
(There’s some chores in this house)
(There’s some chores in this house)
(There’s some chores in this house)
I said, certified geek
Seven days a week
Waffles and pancakes
Make that study game weak, ah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you know I love some waffles and pancakes
Get some butter for the top of those waffles and pancakes
Give me everything you got, all those waffles and pancakes
Eat ‘em up, like I’m in charge
Order large in the yard
Put this waffle right on your plate
Swipe your fork like a credit card
Butter on top, I’m satisfied
Pancake so good when it's inside
Inside my mouth, flavors alive
This syrup delish, come take a dive
Make some snacks, I’ll act surprised
Let's go play, there’s sunny skies
I want you to park that Big Mac truck
Sell me a burger and fries
Make ice cream, makes me scream
Eat out in public, make a scene
I don't cook, I don't clean
But let me tell you why I’m pancake queen
Gobble me, swallow me, syrup down the side of me
Quick eat up 'fore I get all soaked and soggy
Get me to the table, then I ask him where the bacon be
If you’re nice, I might let you get a waffle free
How bout this, take your pick
Ask for syrup for some french toast sticks
You really ain't never gotta ask him for a thang
He already made his mind up 'fore you rang
Now get your fork and your knife
For these waffles and pancakes
He bought strawberries cuz they nice
On these waffles and pancakes
Get the whipped cream, cold as ice
On these waffles and pancakes
Now make it rain if you wanna
Get some waffles and pancakes uh
I need a food lover, my eatin folk
I need a coffee drinker, need a real joker
Not a veggie shake, it’ll make me slower
Gotta eat the waffle fore it leans over
He got some breakfast, then that's where I'm headed
Flavors A1, just like my credit
He got a beard, well, syrup gon wet it
I let him taste it, now he diabetic
I don't want a fruit, I want a yolk
I want a snack, it’s not a joke
I want you to flip those pancakes
On my plate, yeah you know where they go
Cooking game fire, drinking Dasani
Pourin the syrup, coming out soggy
Cookin that thang like the cops is behind me
Gave him a piece and now he tryna find me
Your honor, I'm a math whiz, addition, subtraction
Gotta find the equal and opposite reaction
And another thing- wait, hold up, redaction
Get my school tools out, ‘cause I protract
In the classroom, I'm the one that teach ya
If he buys school lunch, he’s a pricy eater
Your grade’s a D, that’s a misdemeanor
I could make you smart before I ever meet ya
If you don’t sing then we can’t hang
You can't hurt my feelings, no school pains
‘Splainin something like a substitute
Write on the board, I'ma spell my name
Ah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you know I love some waffles and pancakes
Get some butter for the top of those waffles and pancakes
Give me everything you got, all those waffles and pancakes
Now from the top, flavors pop
That's some waffles and pancakes
Now get some butter for the top
That's some waffles and pancakes
I'm talking WAP, WAP, WAP
That's some waffles and pancakes
Right out the iron, really hot
That's some waffles and pancakes uh
(Chores in this house)
(There's some chores in this house)
(There’s some chores in this house)
(There’s some chores in this house)
(There’s some chores in this house)
(There’s some chores in this house)
(There’s some chores in this house)
(There’s some chores in this house)