The Questions Song by Thomas F. Wilson Lyrics

[Verse 1]
When I'm flying in a plane or I'm on the street
There's a lot of friendly people that I like to meet
They shake my hand, but never ask my name
And they start asking questions that are always the same

[Chorus 1]
"Hey!
What's Michael J. Fox like?"
He's nice
"What's Christopher Lloyd like?"
Kinda quiet
"What's Crispin Glover like?"
...Unusual?
Stop asking me the question

[Verse 2]
I went to the bar mitzvah of my nephew, Josh
Now I'm not Jewish but I like to nosh
Put on my yarmulke, started to pray
When the rabbi leaned over and I heard him say
[Chorus 2]
"Hey!
Was that real manure?"
No, it wasn't
"How was that DeLorean?"
A piece of garbage
"Do those hoverboards really fly?"
It's a movie!
Stop asking me the question

[Bridge]
"Can we take your picture?"
"Come on, look mean!"
"Would you call my friend a butthead on his answering machine?"
Questions, questions, fill my head
I went to my doctor, my doctor said

[Chorus 3]
"Hey! What does a key grip do?"
Set up lights
"What does the best boy do?"
Help the key grip
"What does a producer do?"
"...I don't know"
Stop asking me the question
[Chorus 4]
"Do you all hang out together?"
No, we don't
"How's Crispin Glover?"
I never talk to him
"Back to the Future 4?"
Not happening!
Stop asking me the question

[Chorus 5]
"Hey!
Who's the nicest famous guy you know?"
Adam Sandler
"Who is the biggest jerk?"
Gary Busey
"How much money do you make?"
More than you do
So, stop asking me the question!