Mike and Ike WolfGang Diss by Thizzkid Lyrics
[Interlude: Mike]
Fuckin retard (fuckin retard) That Nigga Leg only had 3 bars, that Nigga marski had no bars, I hit thizz on the head with a crowbar, them I strolled around riding in a cop car, Thizz's muslim dad said "Alak Bar!" then he blew me up in my cop car
[Intro]
What it do mike crew? (aye) Mike team stand up
This a diss on mike, AKA Wolfgang
After I violate you, you needa change yo name
That nigga really gonna have to change his name tho, for real
[Verse 1]:
Bitch, Bitch (Ah) FATASS!
Old ass door nigga pack at his granny house
Thought he had a gaming chair but nigga got a granny couch
Nigga so happy, cause he got my dogs in his mouth
Rest in peace my pet puppies, ronny johnny and ralph (barking)
[Verse 2]:
I'll pack yo ass anywhere, west, еast, or south
Nigga tried to make a diss track, just to get somе clout
Niggas said "Thizz You Can't Pack, All You Do Is Shout"
Come down to void to see what real niggas talkin' bout (bitch)
[Verse 3]:
Don't pack that nigga mike, he gon eat yo dog
I heard that nigga caused corona by eating a frog
That nigga killed his son for a egg roll (ching ching)
Looking like a light elf off of elder scrolls (ching ching)
Nigga Built like a stick but he think he swole (deslin)
Nigga stiff like a branch or a fucking pole
Nigga's gay he get's fucked in the bootyhole (bitch)
Packing everybody, thats my muhfucking goal (bitch)
[Verse 4]:
Mike coughed on me, now I think my nose runny
Mike thought he had designer, he got buggs bunny (sup doc)
You a broke nigga packing, you gets no money
"Whadda Doin" nigga that was not funny (hahaha)
You got your packing skills from me, how you doing sonny? (how you doing), I want all the beef, nigga I got a big tummy (big tummy)
Dissing me on your free-time you gotta be bored (bored)
When you hear me spit these rhymes you gon need the lord
Lemme stop before he chop me with a samurai sword
I been won against yo ass, nigga check the score (check it)
You the only clown I've seen up in clown wars
Shoutout CREEDO he pack loud like a dinosaur
I take niggas champ roles and I'm taking yours
I'll pack any fucking body up on discord
[Verse 5]:
Mike tried to stab me with a motherfucking pencil
He saw a puppy then he grabbed some utensils (ching chong)
Nigga named mike, but his alter-ego wolfgang
Bet that nigga real name is "Wang Chang Bang Lang"
Mike's head built like a dick and a trapezoid
Knocking niggas out back to back like im money floyd
If you got a discord clan, come with yo fuckin boys
DISS AND PACK A NIGGA NOW WE REALLY IN A FUCKING VOID (bitch)
[Bridge]:
I heard DJ Trunks diss that was hella wack (Trash)
But 2 niggas dissed me so Im dissing back
I actually taught wolfgang how to fuckin pack
And wolfgang beats his meat off to flightreacts
"Asia and China!" that's where that nigga from
He owns 10 yeezy boots he is ricegum
I pack to much I swear niggas can't stand me
After this track mike gon get leg to ban me
[Outro]:
I heard that your auntie's real name is Janet
You twerked on camera and said "boy this is the #1 discord server on the planet"
[Interlude]:
With yo buggs bunny wearing ass
Stupid ass scooby doo looking ass
Spongebob squarepants looking ass
Debby duck looking ass
Tom the cat mickey mouse looking ass
Jerry the mouse looking ass
[?] looking ass
Nasty neck ass snoopy looking ass
Winnie the pooh looking ass
Goofy looking ass
Homer simpson looking ass
*inhales*
Shaggy [?] looking ass
Donald duck looking ass
Charlie brown looking ass
Fred flintstone looking ass
Nasty neck ass [?] devil looking ass
Hey arnold football headass nigga, Im on yo chrome nigga stop playing I'm on yo dome nigga stop playing
FATASS, I'm yo dome [?] looking ass
Bart simpson looking ass
Batman looking ass
*grunts* I am the bat
Nigga nasty as hell nigga stop playing I'm on yo dome nigga on yo chrome nigga what is you saying nigga stop playing nigga
Fuckin retard (fuckin retard) That Nigga Leg only had 3 bars, that Nigga marski had no bars, I hit thizz on the head with a crowbar, them I strolled around riding in a cop car, Thizz's muslim dad said "Alak Bar!" then he blew me up in my cop car
[Intro]
What it do mike crew? (aye) Mike team stand up
This a diss on mike, AKA Wolfgang
After I violate you, you needa change yo name
That nigga really gonna have to change his name tho, for real
[Verse 1]:
Bitch, Bitch (Ah) FATASS!
Old ass door nigga pack at his granny house
Thought he had a gaming chair but nigga got a granny couch
Nigga so happy, cause he got my dogs in his mouth
Rest in peace my pet puppies, ronny johnny and ralph (barking)
[Verse 2]:
I'll pack yo ass anywhere, west, еast, or south
Nigga tried to make a diss track, just to get somе clout
Niggas said "Thizz You Can't Pack, All You Do Is Shout"
Come down to void to see what real niggas talkin' bout (bitch)
[Verse 3]:
Don't pack that nigga mike, he gon eat yo dog
I heard that nigga caused corona by eating a frog
That nigga killed his son for a egg roll (ching ching)
Looking like a light elf off of elder scrolls (ching ching)
Nigga Built like a stick but he think he swole (deslin)
Nigga stiff like a branch or a fucking pole
Nigga's gay he get's fucked in the bootyhole (bitch)
Packing everybody, thats my muhfucking goal (bitch)
[Verse 4]:
Mike coughed on me, now I think my nose runny
Mike thought he had designer, he got buggs bunny (sup doc)
You a broke nigga packing, you gets no money
"Whadda Doin" nigga that was not funny (hahaha)
You got your packing skills from me, how you doing sonny? (how you doing), I want all the beef, nigga I got a big tummy (big tummy)
Dissing me on your free-time you gotta be bored (bored)
When you hear me spit these rhymes you gon need the lord
Lemme stop before he chop me with a samurai sword
I been won against yo ass, nigga check the score (check it)
You the only clown I've seen up in clown wars
Shoutout CREEDO he pack loud like a dinosaur
I take niggas champ roles and I'm taking yours
I'll pack any fucking body up on discord
[Verse 5]:
Mike tried to stab me with a motherfucking pencil
He saw a puppy then he grabbed some utensils (ching chong)
Nigga named mike, but his alter-ego wolfgang
Bet that nigga real name is "Wang Chang Bang Lang"
Mike's head built like a dick and a trapezoid
Knocking niggas out back to back like im money floyd
If you got a discord clan, come with yo fuckin boys
DISS AND PACK A NIGGA NOW WE REALLY IN A FUCKING VOID (bitch)
[Bridge]:
I heard DJ Trunks diss that was hella wack (Trash)
But 2 niggas dissed me so Im dissing back
I actually taught wolfgang how to fuckin pack
And wolfgang beats his meat off to flightreacts
"Asia and China!" that's where that nigga from
He owns 10 yeezy boots he is ricegum
I pack to much I swear niggas can't stand me
After this track mike gon get leg to ban me
[Outro]:
I heard that your auntie's real name is Janet
You twerked on camera and said "boy this is the #1 discord server on the planet"
[Interlude]:
With yo buggs bunny wearing ass
Stupid ass scooby doo looking ass
Spongebob squarepants looking ass
Debby duck looking ass
Tom the cat mickey mouse looking ass
Jerry the mouse looking ass
[?] looking ass
Nasty neck ass snoopy looking ass
Winnie the pooh looking ass
Goofy looking ass
Homer simpson looking ass
*inhales*
Shaggy [?] looking ass
Donald duck looking ass
Charlie brown looking ass
Fred flintstone looking ass
Nasty neck ass [?] devil looking ass
Hey arnold football headass nigga, Im on yo chrome nigga stop playing I'm on yo dome nigga stop playing
FATASS, I'm yo dome [?] looking ass
Bart simpson looking ass
Batman looking ass
*grunts* I am the bat
Nigga nasty as hell nigga stop playing I'm on yo dome nigga on yo chrome nigga what is you saying nigga stop playing nigga