How To Clean Squid by Thinking Plague Lyrics

Pull tentacles firmly but slowly from body sac
Cut them crosswise, above eyes
Remove thin clear cartilage
From body sac
Leave body intact

Intestines should come out with tentacles
Hold body under cold running water
While peeling away spotted outer membrane

Turn body sac inside out
And rinse away any grit or tissue
Still attached
Under cold running water

Squid, who needs 'em?