The Cockster by Thick Shady Lyrics
[Verse 1: Embis]
Oh my god, Dr. Dre is gay, it's a may day
I can spit a verse about anything, it's payday
What you say say? Dr. Dre is gay, hey
I thought he had a wife, what the fuck, man, explain?
See one night we had had sex, mang
I remember everything like it was yesterday
I tried to leave and he begged me stay
It was effing cra-zy
No wonder, I'm not surprised his wife dipped
When he was all inside of my dick
Like columbine he shot kids
Onto to my balls and I admit
I did enjoy it quite a bit
Licked up all the whitе, yeah, I did
So Dr. Dre is gay, I can prove it
Play thе video tape, it's a movie
Kiddys go play, watching nude scenes
You'll be confused, see
He's gonna bruise me
He's about to hit me harder than Bruce Lee
[Hook]
I'm sucking the cocks that are under my bed
Get along with the blowjobs and giving me head
Your trying to gay me
Stop holding your dick
Cause you think I'm straight, G
Then you must be crazy, so suck a dick
(I'm not even going to try to transcribe this shit)
[Verse 2: Slom Shondy]
[Hook]
I'm sucking the cocks that are under my bed
Get along with the blowjobs and giving me head
Your trying to gay me
Stop holding your dick
Cause you think I'm straight, G
Then you must be crazy, so suck a dick
(I'm not even going to try to transcribe this shit)
Oh my god, Dr. Dre is gay, it's a may day
I can spit a verse about anything, it's payday
What you say say? Dr. Dre is gay, hey
I thought he had a wife, what the fuck, man, explain?
See one night we had had sex, mang
I remember everything like it was yesterday
I tried to leave and he begged me stay
It was effing cra-zy
No wonder, I'm not surprised his wife dipped
When he was all inside of my dick
Like columbine he shot kids
Onto to my balls and I admit
I did enjoy it quite a bit
Licked up all the whitе, yeah, I did
So Dr. Dre is gay, I can prove it
Play thе video tape, it's a movie
Kiddys go play, watching nude scenes
You'll be confused, see
He's gonna bruise me
He's about to hit me harder than Bruce Lee
[Hook]
I'm sucking the cocks that are under my bed
Get along with the blowjobs and giving me head
Your trying to gay me
Stop holding your dick
Cause you think I'm straight, G
Then you must be crazy, so suck a dick
(I'm not even going to try to transcribe this shit)
[Verse 2: Slom Shondy]
[Hook]
I'm sucking the cocks that are under my bed
Get along with the blowjobs and giving me head
Your trying to gay me
Stop holding your dick
Cause you think I'm straight, G
Then you must be crazy, so suck a dick
(I'm not even going to try to transcribe this shit)