F.O.M.B. by Thick Shady Lyrics
[Pre-Chorus]
Name another fuckin' teen who lost his virginity in a fuckin' tree
I got fucked in a goddamn tree house and afterward got STDs
[Chorus 1]
I cannot deny, no longer lie
I really wish I never stuck inside
But who am I to complain?
I'm a fatass and she fucked out my brains
[Verse]
Thought I was lucky as hell
'Cause the shit really felt pretty god damn swell
But that was until... my dick started to swell
And then warts started poppin' up all over myself
And then all my orifices had a horrible smell
Then I knew at that moment it was gonna be hell
May be some hope? No
[Chorus 2]
I cannot deny, no longer lie
I rеally wish I never stuck inside
But who am I to complain?
I'm a fatass and shе fucked out my brains
I cannot deny, no longer lie
I really wish I never stuck inside
But who am I to complain?
I'm a fatass and she fucked out my brains
[Bridge]
Yeah, she fucked out my brains, oh
[Pre-Chorus 2]
Name another fuckin' teen who lost his virginity in a fucking tree
I got fucked in a goddamn tree house and afterward got HPV
[Chorus 3]
I will probably die, no longer alive
I guess I'm really really fucked this time!
But when I die, she'll remain
I just pray that she remembers my name
[Outro]
Ha, I got you, yeah, it's just a joke. I mean, I'm not actually gonna die from HPV, but I did probably get it from her though
Name another fuckin' teen who lost his virginity in a fuckin' tree
I got fucked in a goddamn tree house and afterward got STDs
[Chorus 1]
I cannot deny, no longer lie
I really wish I never stuck inside
But who am I to complain?
I'm a fatass and she fucked out my brains
[Verse]
Thought I was lucky as hell
'Cause the shit really felt pretty god damn swell
But that was until... my dick started to swell
And then warts started poppin' up all over myself
And then all my orifices had a horrible smell
Then I knew at that moment it was gonna be hell
May be some hope? No
[Chorus 2]
I cannot deny, no longer lie
I rеally wish I never stuck inside
But who am I to complain?
I'm a fatass and shе fucked out my brains
I cannot deny, no longer lie
I really wish I never stuck inside
But who am I to complain?
I'm a fatass and she fucked out my brains
[Bridge]
Yeah, she fucked out my brains, oh
[Pre-Chorus 2]
Name another fuckin' teen who lost his virginity in a fucking tree
I got fucked in a goddamn tree house and afterward got HPV
[Chorus 3]
I will probably die, no longer alive
I guess I'm really really fucked this time!
But when I die, she'll remain
I just pray that she remembers my name
[Outro]
Ha, I got you, yeah, it's just a joke. I mean, I'm not actually gonna die from HPV, but I did probably get it from her though