Big Politicking by Theunoxavi Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Listen politicians all I do is sway their decisions
To match my opinion I just flash a couple dollars in their vision
I take them out to eat, with no suspicion
Put them in the hotel, one condition
That is if they vote out position
I'm a professional lobbyist this ain't my hobby
I get the votes poppin' I don't pop molly
I influence legislation of the nation
Through intense meetings and negotiations
I work in the private sector that's big business
We ain't average joes we got special interests
We get politicians to flip like gymnast
Cuz we give out gifts like Christmas
I swear im preaching can I get a witness?
Wait! its government I can't get religious
I forgot may I please get forgiveness
Thank you, Imma keep spitting vicious
Verse 2, is next its coming with a quickness
Just food for thought you do the dishes
The flow is so nutritious and delicious
I always get the bill when I'm with politicians
[Hook x2]
BIG, BIG Politicking
We doin' BIG, BIG Politicking
We doin' BIG, BIG Politicking
We just some lobbyist politicking in our capitol D.C
[Verse 2]
Influence Newts
Garden the grassroots
All while avoiding class action suits
Spilt coffee on my suit
Siri told me take a different route
Elite Im the King of K Street
Re-tweet if you hear me saying
That Im the best in the biz
Feeling my self without the thizz
Employed by the revolving door
I use to work on the Senate floor
But that was just a snore
Now I bribe your local Senator
Skeptics they wanna talk about ethics
I don't even care yo here's my methods
If it makes check believe I rep it
Forget national colors green is majestic
Inside outside strategies
Effect American families
But they are never mad at me
Because they never see this absentee
We sponsor campaigns
From Main to California
We made the re-count happen in Florida
Shout out to George and Laura
For protecting our national borders
Since the 13 colonies
We influence policy
Flawlessly
We protect US sovereignty
We stay winnin' the public opinion
We grinnin' cuz we bring in a billion
The middle men of the political system
You mad? or nah? Big Politician
[Hook x2]
BIG, BIG Politicking
We doin' BIG, BIG Politicking
We doin' BIG, BIG Politicking
We just some lobbyist politicking in our capitol D.C
Listen politicians all I do is sway their decisions
To match my opinion I just flash a couple dollars in their vision
I take them out to eat, with no suspicion
Put them in the hotel, one condition
That is if they vote out position
I'm a professional lobbyist this ain't my hobby
I get the votes poppin' I don't pop molly
I influence legislation of the nation
Through intense meetings and negotiations
I work in the private sector that's big business
We ain't average joes we got special interests
We get politicians to flip like gymnast
Cuz we give out gifts like Christmas
I swear im preaching can I get a witness?
Wait! its government I can't get religious
I forgot may I please get forgiveness
Thank you, Imma keep spitting vicious
Verse 2, is next its coming with a quickness
Just food for thought you do the dishes
The flow is so nutritious and delicious
I always get the bill when I'm with politicians
[Hook x2]
BIG, BIG Politicking
We doin' BIG, BIG Politicking
We doin' BIG, BIG Politicking
We just some lobbyist politicking in our capitol D.C
[Verse 2]
Influence Newts
Garden the grassroots
All while avoiding class action suits
Spilt coffee on my suit
Siri told me take a different route
Elite Im the King of K Street
Re-tweet if you hear me saying
That Im the best in the biz
Feeling my self without the thizz
Employed by the revolving door
I use to work on the Senate floor
But that was just a snore
Now I bribe your local Senator
Skeptics they wanna talk about ethics
I don't even care yo here's my methods
If it makes check believe I rep it
Forget national colors green is majestic
Inside outside strategies
Effect American families
But they are never mad at me
Because they never see this absentee
We sponsor campaigns
From Main to California
We made the re-count happen in Florida
Shout out to George and Laura
For protecting our national borders
Since the 13 colonies
We influence policy
Flawlessly
We protect US sovereignty
We stay winnin' the public opinion
We grinnin' cuz we bring in a billion
The middle men of the political system
You mad? or nah? Big Politician
[Hook x2]
BIG, BIG Politicking
We doin' BIG, BIG Politicking
We doin' BIG, BIG Politicking
We just some lobbyist politicking in our capitol D.C