Snake n Smash by Therap3 Lyrics
[Verse 1: Ryan]
It's fucking possible, no it's fucking probable
That I am the main obstacle
Main boss, Final Boss
I'm goin in hotter than Ahbed's Dad's falafelables
Metaphors and similies make me feel like
Make me feel like
Make me feel like awful-ul
But I use them every now and again
So I become unstoppable
Impossible, improbable
You think your girl is just your girl
I'm sorry that's illogical
She's not my favorite girl in the whole wide world
But she's 24/7 optional
She's at the crib right now preparin her mouth
With a what bitch, what bitch
Popsicle
And if she knocks the hookah over
Oh no, hell no, bitch
Man I'm goin' holocaustical
Drinking 40's playin' smash after a long day
Then out to the front porch smoking like Solid Snake
I don't care about you no I never did
I give a fuck about you like Patrick gives a fuck
About kids
No fucks one fuck two fuck
See me riding round the street in my no fucks giving bus
[Verse 2: Plaids]
Yo, how're you s'posed to use this mic thing again?
I kinda I forgot
Open those legs wide and then I'll kill ya
But please to the room
Just bought the couch from Ikea
Sneakin' in the pussy Solid Snake and then I'll
Pre ya
With the Liquid Snake yep and then I'll leave ya
Choppin that grass down south
Looking for the Rupees but I can't Link shit
So I guess I'm using boobies
What you expect from the Plaids master
I told you I'm giving you the super blasta
And again I'm standing tall
Soon you'll be under the semen
Ask me how you s'posed to breathe and see
Yep yep I bone again yep I'll bone again
From Japan and don't forgot to
[?] again please, [?]
Sandwich then
And it was always so simple, so simple
Sit back and rub your nipples
Yep, just rub your nipples
[Verse 3: Jake]
Alright coming in here feels a little weird
'member me Jake, curly hair and a beard
It's been a while since I hopped on a track
But it's ok it always tastes better
When there's a little fat
But don't think that I've gone out of shape
Sat around all day, waitin for news
Talkin about therap3
Nice to see Solid Snake, make his debut
So in celebration, I'll include him too
Reuinted with a hookah, it's like it's fate
Hookah, beer, bitches, yea
I've got a full plate
Late night visitors in my bed it's a date
Sounding like Colonel Campbell screamin:
"Jake! Jaake! Jaaaaaake!"
[interlude]
[Jake]
Oh what the fuck man
[Ryan]
Oh my god, I know the beat's messed up
[Jake]
Yea I know I got the short straw man, what the fuck
[Ryan]
I don't really care
[Jake]
Well you should-
[Ryan]
Fuck you
[Jake]
Fuck you!
[Jake]
Anyway
Couple more months til Return of the King
Only one to rule them all guess that's why
I'm named Ring
Shouldn't take long to have it all
Back in my pocket it's got me more excited
Than Knox, with his red rocket
First meals a steak, served juicy and meaty
From a 4 star joint, but not 2 that's Petey
I got the talent to put out
A rap or a ballad, Jake Ring
#1 I went Bone Salad
[Verse 4: Willie]
Oh shit we've been seen
Caught us with your girl
And now you need to blow off some steam
Sorry she like's the team
Two at a time tag team, smash team
Snake and Game and Watch
Don't worry we'll keep her on top
Of the world where we belong
Smoking hookah, drinking 40's, fucking bitches
Making songs
Tell me again how hard your life is-
Oh wait, nevermind I realized I got no fucks to give
Plaids is right, it's simple and he's in the right place
I just want an Asian girl with an ass to deface
Let me slow down where the fuck's the cigarette case
It's time to step outside and smoke before the
Coup de grace
That would be us killing you
Smash brothers at the barcade you owe
Us beers make it two
Four beers make it double or nothing
Watch usgame on your girl
We'll call this game couple crushing
So easy it's silly, watch her eyes light up
Like my camel filter, right after we fuck
See that it only took one line
Now she's in my bed being naughty
Dude this should be a crime
Speaking of which will you tell
This bitch to get off my dick and make
Me a sandwich
I just need one
Bring it back to the bed we'll continue the fun
First let me wrap this up
Call Mei Ling and save
Wait wait I have a proverb to give you, too
To Boobs!
It's fucking possible, no it's fucking probable
That I am the main obstacle
Main boss, Final Boss
I'm goin in hotter than Ahbed's Dad's falafelables
Metaphors and similies make me feel like
Make me feel like
Make me feel like awful-ul
But I use them every now and again
So I become unstoppable
Impossible, improbable
You think your girl is just your girl
I'm sorry that's illogical
She's not my favorite girl in the whole wide world
But she's 24/7 optional
She's at the crib right now preparin her mouth
With a what bitch, what bitch
Popsicle
And if she knocks the hookah over
Oh no, hell no, bitch
Man I'm goin' holocaustical
Drinking 40's playin' smash after a long day
Then out to the front porch smoking like Solid Snake
I don't care about you no I never did
I give a fuck about you like Patrick gives a fuck
About kids
No fucks one fuck two fuck
See me riding round the street in my no fucks giving bus
[Verse 2: Plaids]
Yo, how're you s'posed to use this mic thing again?
I kinda I forgot
Open those legs wide and then I'll kill ya
But please to the room
Just bought the couch from Ikea
Sneakin' in the pussy Solid Snake and then I'll
Pre ya
With the Liquid Snake yep and then I'll leave ya
Choppin that grass down south
Looking for the Rupees but I can't Link shit
So I guess I'm using boobies
What you expect from the Plaids master
I told you I'm giving you the super blasta
And again I'm standing tall
Soon you'll be under the semen
Ask me how you s'posed to breathe and see
Yep yep I bone again yep I'll bone again
From Japan and don't forgot to
[?] again please, [?]
Sandwich then
And it was always so simple, so simple
Sit back and rub your nipples
Yep, just rub your nipples
[Verse 3: Jake]
Alright coming in here feels a little weird
'member me Jake, curly hair and a beard
It's been a while since I hopped on a track
But it's ok it always tastes better
When there's a little fat
But don't think that I've gone out of shape
Sat around all day, waitin for news
Talkin about therap3
Nice to see Solid Snake, make his debut
So in celebration, I'll include him too
Reuinted with a hookah, it's like it's fate
Hookah, beer, bitches, yea
I've got a full plate
Late night visitors in my bed it's a date
Sounding like Colonel Campbell screamin:
"Jake! Jaake! Jaaaaaake!"
[interlude]
[Jake]
Oh what the fuck man
[Ryan]
Oh my god, I know the beat's messed up
[Jake]
Yea I know I got the short straw man, what the fuck
[Ryan]
I don't really care
[Jake]
Well you should-
[Ryan]
Fuck you
[Jake]
Fuck you!
[Jake]
Anyway
Couple more months til Return of the King
Only one to rule them all guess that's why
I'm named Ring
Shouldn't take long to have it all
Back in my pocket it's got me more excited
Than Knox, with his red rocket
First meals a steak, served juicy and meaty
From a 4 star joint, but not 2 that's Petey
I got the talent to put out
A rap or a ballad, Jake Ring
#1 I went Bone Salad
[Verse 4: Willie]
Oh shit we've been seen
Caught us with your girl
And now you need to blow off some steam
Sorry she like's the team
Two at a time tag team, smash team
Snake and Game and Watch
Don't worry we'll keep her on top
Of the world where we belong
Smoking hookah, drinking 40's, fucking bitches
Making songs
Tell me again how hard your life is-
Oh wait, nevermind I realized I got no fucks to give
Plaids is right, it's simple and he's in the right place
I just want an Asian girl with an ass to deface
Let me slow down where the fuck's the cigarette case
It's time to step outside and smoke before the
Coup de grace
That would be us killing you
Smash brothers at the barcade you owe
Us beers make it two
Four beers make it double or nothing
Watch usgame on your girl
We'll call this game couple crushing
So easy it's silly, watch her eyes light up
Like my camel filter, right after we fuck
See that it only took one line
Now she's in my bed being naughty
Dude this should be a crime
Speaking of which will you tell
This bitch to get off my dick and make
Me a sandwich
I just need one
Bring it back to the bed we'll continue the fun
First let me wrap this up
Call Mei Ling and save
Wait wait I have a proverb to give you, too
To Boobs!