Im Mister Green Christmas Im high on weed by TheUnshakenVA Lyrics

I'm Mister Green Christmas
I'm high on weed *COUGH
I'm Mr. Joint Smoker
I smoke till my gums bleed
They call me Baked Miser
Whatever I touch
Turns my lungs into mush
The Dutch-
(He's Mr Green Christmas
He's high on weed
He's Mr Joint Smoker
THC till his liver bleeds)
They call me Baked Miser
I'm high in the clouds
And my coughs are getting loud
I'm *Cough *Cough well endowed
I never want to see a day where they confiscate my plants
I'd rather run off on the lam
And ramble nonsensical rants
“Did you ever watch Joe Rogen he's pretty cool
Ivermectin is a hell of a drug it’s pretty based and Red Pilled”
(He's Mr Green Christmas
He's high on weed)
“SING IT”
(He's Mr Joint Smoker
He's Mr Foggity-Steam)
They call me Baked Miser
Whatever I puff
I want more of this stuff *coughing
“Can someone help me wrap this joint?”