I Eat Babies by TheSaltyChip Lyrics

VERSE 1:
I eat babies, yes I do!
If I don't, I’ll eat their poo!
I slurp their intestines, lick their nose
And then I'll strike a smexy pose
I'll put your baby in a blender
It’ll be smoother than a unity render!

CHORUS:
I eat babies, yes it's true
Then, maybe i'll eat you!
Eat them everyday, yet I dont get pay!

VERSE 2:
Ill be a doctor
Deliver babies
Crack their back like a chiropractor
Use my scalpel to cut them open
Their parents best be hopin'
That i dont eat them too
CHORUS:
I eat babies, yes it's true
Then, maybe i'll eat you!
Eat them everyday, yet I dont get pay!
Stfu