McProblems by TheRealestJay Lyrics
Just woke up, oh shit
Late for work, 9 hour shift
Putting in the work, cashing the checks
Shit they sent me to kiosk!
What the heck?
Now I’m upset
Full of regret, for applying
I’d be lying
If I said I wasn’t crying
Back at window
Here comes a bimbo
“Can I get 2 cheeseburgers, all with no cheese?”
“Ma’am I think you mean hamburgers, those come cheese free”
“Watch your tone kid, you’re being mean”
Fuck you ma’am you can take your cash
Put it in your hand and shove it up your ass
You acting crazy
You think you can treat me like shit
It’s McDonalds’s miss, why you so desperate
Take your car put it in reverse
And realize that the universe
Don’t revolve around you
Making me feel all blue
All for this food
A few dollars
Treating it better than your toddlers
I’m sick of parents always pulling up
All of them asking for the same stuff
“A happy meal, with chicken nuggets”
“4 or 6 piece?”
“Yeah one of those, hey whats the difference?”
“can you not read?
One is $5, and the other is $3”
“Change your attitude kid
Where’s your manager?”
She sparks my anger
Too late for this
Go up to my boss
“You know what, I quit!”
Late for work, 9 hour shift
Putting in the work, cashing the checks
Shit they sent me to kiosk!
What the heck?
Now I’m upset
Full of regret, for applying
I’d be lying
If I said I wasn’t crying
Back at window
Here comes a bimbo
“Can I get 2 cheeseburgers, all with no cheese?”
“Ma’am I think you mean hamburgers, those come cheese free”
“Watch your tone kid, you’re being mean”
Fuck you ma’am you can take your cash
Put it in your hand and shove it up your ass
You acting crazy
You think you can treat me like shit
It’s McDonalds’s miss, why you so desperate
Take your car put it in reverse
And realize that the universe
Don’t revolve around you
Making me feel all blue
All for this food
A few dollars
Treating it better than your toddlers
I’m sick of parents always pulling up
All of them asking for the same stuff
“A happy meal, with chicken nuggets”
“4 or 6 piece?”
“Yeah one of those, hey whats the difference?”
“can you not read?
One is $5, and the other is $3”
“Change your attitude kid
Where’s your manager?”
She sparks my anger
Too late for this
Go up to my boss
“You know what, I quit!”