Mary Jane by TheJonesMob Lyrics
VERSE 1 [TheJonesMob]
Since Eighth grade I've been searching for the perfect girl
I found her in the Ninth boy how she turned my world
But I ain't selfish shit it's fine in you hit on her
She a chick I never kiss but I put my lips on her
They say I got an accent now that I'm a big stoner
Smoking weed getting paid doing kids homework
They see a christian smoking weed with a big boner
They say the boner's normal weed'll make this kid a loner
That's ironic since the prophet taught it different um it's
Gin and Tonic for the soul I'm selling different product
I'm talking Jesus but fuck you if you mock Mohammed
It's hard to hide it from the public since I'm often on it
Mary Jane is my girl I don't call it chronic
I'm your mom and Imma wake you if you sleeping on it
Alarm Clock to your dome "Ahh ! Mama stop it! "
I'm getting baked before school "well at least you're honest"
First block? Math - Four Twenty plus a rollie
Packing bowls is an art, oh you say you owe me?
Fuck a debt we share the weed if you get to know me
And I'll follow you directly if you ever ODeee
CHORUS [Dewayne Jackson]
Since all we been through she still here wit' it
If somebody else get her Imma die wit' it
My Coretta Scott King how she style wit' it
I'm just tryna live my dreams, come outta town wit' me
Yeah, just come outta town wit' me
Uh, don't mess around wit' me
Yeah, just come outta town wit' me
Yeah, Don't mess around-round
VERSE 2 [TheJonesMob]
I hide her from the public, mama don't approve
She so seductive flowing round oh the way she move
She passed around - shared freely - but she ain't a slut
And no stems, cuz if we do then she on my nuts
Anglicans attack me man I'm sorry I don't give a fuck
But If I don't then I guess that means you outta luck
Place me in your narrow worldview I'm a horny slut
A sinful smoker evil toker corrupted teen - it's foreign stuff
I ain't bout that - just an outcast we all born to die
Elders give me talks they looking down so I'm forced to lie
If I tell them that I hate you at the time tis it sorta fine?
You know I'm lying right? Wait til I'm in my horny mind
Wait til I get my morning high, Wait til I buy my forty five
Not a gun - I afford it fine, smoking Washington to the borderline
Hospitalized? I'm more than fine, this chick hotter than Mordecai's
Esther, Never could get her, This illegal weed til the court decides
Matt you ain't in your right mind, you left out, I'm like aight fine
I'll agree til you shut up, get my nuts sucked, and she's quite fine
We divided by white lines, racism bloody ass life line
Oh you going to that party dog? I heard Matt's going and he might rhyme
CHORUS [Dewayne Jackson]
VERSE 3 [TheJonesMob]
The gateway drug that they speak of, this the very same
But it's a choice to go farther 'less you scary mayne
She helps my stomach cramps when I get my dairy pain
Need some lactose-free fun? Meet Mary Jane
Now when I'm without it man, my life feeling very plain
Maybe I'm addicted but I'm feeling fairly sane
Sadly over time the ganja's has grown a scary name
Good thing over time the ganja's also grown like sugar cane
Up in the sky fast sharing round to many people
Even though they say it can't it seems like it can be legal
It's called weed not I'd, that's why we smoke it
There's no I in team or in weed, that's why we smoke it
This a love song I love her like I love my God
But God-Lovers say she's evil so that is a prob
Fuck a church I guess I'll chill up in the Synagogue
Messianic Jews, smoking loud, is it sinful dog?
Man, people say that I pervert the bible
They say I'm looking round lowly for these earthly idols
It's sadly true my goal is kindness love and having fun
Saving sexing to marriage, monk, that is slim to none
CHORUS/OUTRO [Dewayne Jackson]
Since Eighth grade I've been searching for the perfect girl
I found her in the Ninth boy how she turned my world
But I ain't selfish shit it's fine in you hit on her
She a chick I never kiss but I put my lips on her
They say I got an accent now that I'm a big stoner
Smoking weed getting paid doing kids homework
They see a christian smoking weed with a big boner
They say the boner's normal weed'll make this kid a loner
That's ironic since the prophet taught it different um it's
Gin and Tonic for the soul I'm selling different product
I'm talking Jesus but fuck you if you mock Mohammed
It's hard to hide it from the public since I'm often on it
Mary Jane is my girl I don't call it chronic
I'm your mom and Imma wake you if you sleeping on it
Alarm Clock to your dome "Ahh ! Mama stop it! "
I'm getting baked before school "well at least you're honest"
First block? Math - Four Twenty plus a rollie
Packing bowls is an art, oh you say you owe me?
Fuck a debt we share the weed if you get to know me
And I'll follow you directly if you ever ODeee
CHORUS [Dewayne Jackson]
Since all we been through she still here wit' it
If somebody else get her Imma die wit' it
My Coretta Scott King how she style wit' it
I'm just tryna live my dreams, come outta town wit' me
Yeah, just come outta town wit' me
Uh, don't mess around wit' me
Yeah, just come outta town wit' me
Yeah, Don't mess around-round
VERSE 2 [TheJonesMob]
I hide her from the public, mama don't approve
She so seductive flowing round oh the way she move
She passed around - shared freely - but she ain't a slut
And no stems, cuz if we do then she on my nuts
Anglicans attack me man I'm sorry I don't give a fuck
But If I don't then I guess that means you outta luck
Place me in your narrow worldview I'm a horny slut
A sinful smoker evil toker corrupted teen - it's foreign stuff
I ain't bout that - just an outcast we all born to die
Elders give me talks they looking down so I'm forced to lie
If I tell them that I hate you at the time tis it sorta fine?
You know I'm lying right? Wait til I'm in my horny mind
Wait til I get my morning high, Wait til I buy my forty five
Not a gun - I afford it fine, smoking Washington to the borderline
Hospitalized? I'm more than fine, this chick hotter than Mordecai's
Esther, Never could get her, This illegal weed til the court decides
Matt you ain't in your right mind, you left out, I'm like aight fine
I'll agree til you shut up, get my nuts sucked, and she's quite fine
We divided by white lines, racism bloody ass life line
Oh you going to that party dog? I heard Matt's going and he might rhyme
CHORUS [Dewayne Jackson]
VERSE 3 [TheJonesMob]
The gateway drug that they speak of, this the very same
But it's a choice to go farther 'less you scary mayne
She helps my stomach cramps when I get my dairy pain
Need some lactose-free fun? Meet Mary Jane
Now when I'm without it man, my life feeling very plain
Maybe I'm addicted but I'm feeling fairly sane
Sadly over time the ganja's has grown a scary name
Good thing over time the ganja's also grown like sugar cane
Up in the sky fast sharing round to many people
Even though they say it can't it seems like it can be legal
It's called weed not I'd, that's why we smoke it
There's no I in team or in weed, that's why we smoke it
This a love song I love her like I love my God
But God-Lovers say she's evil so that is a prob
Fuck a church I guess I'll chill up in the Synagogue
Messianic Jews, smoking loud, is it sinful dog?
Man, people say that I pervert the bible
They say I'm looking round lowly for these earthly idols
It's sadly true my goal is kindness love and having fun
Saving sexing to marriage, monk, that is slim to none
CHORUS/OUTRO [Dewayne Jackson]