English Class by TheJonesMob Lyrics
CHORUS: [TheJonesMob]
I'm skippin' English class, I'm skippin' English class
I'm sippin' drinks with class, no flying business class
I'm skippin' French and math, She got a big old ass
And we only fuck, when skipping English class
I do it quick and fast, and they don't notice shit
Saul staying school, but you see Otis dip
And yeah she know this dick, and we know it goes fast
She got that big old ass, I'm skippin' English class
VERSE 1 [TheJonesMob]
High school is my whole fucking life ain't it?
I know popularity, I think I know fame is
I wake up for school, and come home for sleep
I wake up for school, that's fucking repeat
So this the reason they be screamin' on the weekend
They sucking a lot of meat but they calling themselves vegan
They hookup with a mate, but first check if they're decent
Mates checking a chicks chest - checkmate, now the rookies leaving
If y'all forgot a condom you use plan B then
Being the semen still be streaming - got that motherly feeling
That a second heart be beating you're still being bulimic
So much blood and barf but you're still seeming anemic, like
3 quarters of the time it's 80 cents a cookie
Rapping real about the thug life - playing hookey
I'm solo with no partner - no room for a wookie
An outcast at school, it's simple just take a lookie
I rap while y'all care about the other's opinions
You fags don't even fuck so how the fuck do you give them then?
Santa Claus and Amanda Todd said go to winter formal
Christmas and bitches? - skipping this I'll never end up normal
CHORUS
VERSE 2 [TheJonesMob]
I say she has a big old ass, and she jiggles that
But she don't exist, just like my English class
I got class and my English skills do exist
Still the English grade ruins shit
I'm walking to my locker down the hallway and I spot her
Now it's awkward cause my cock burst cause I simply just saw her
It's an honor that I got her but alotta kids would not a-
-gree/ a blow job is so honourable cuz oral's really not for me
Females in tight pants, and so much testosterone
It seems like the dawgs at school wanna gnaw my bone
If nobody wants to join I'll make it on my own
Rapping in the library, rhyming while all alone
Girlies, don't suck if you hate the aftertaste
I lure these chicks so simply, with master bait
I'm smoking holy weed, I'll get the pastor baked
The teachers tend to tell me that I'm damn disgrace
I bet I rep more red and white than Landon's face
Cuz this is Canada - Matty coming after Drake
We skipping class today, we getting savage baked
This the theme song of skipping on an average day
CHORUS
VERSE 3 [TheJonesMob]
The music influential so you're influenced to skip class
And it seems sick since she got a big ass
Kids, skipping school makes you get a gorgeous girl
And sarcastic rappers never lie, and the more you hurl
The more the world figures out that you're hungover
As teens we ain't ever sposed to come sober
We won't understand why not til we become older
Fuck school, we fucking us up until the fun's over
If we skipping class together, we skipping class forever
She got a big ass, but I haven't met her
Teenage angst make a faggot feel kinda funny
I honestly hate judgement, teen girls make it bloody
Yes I love weed, and I do drink
And I love haters, 'cause if I hate, think
I'd be a hater myself, and a hypocrite
You a confusing ass, this is simple shit
I am a rebel, never revel on the triple 6
Cuz If I did I'd be conforming like a little bitch
We skippin' English, and making it sound sick
Getting drunk in a house witta buncha little kids!
CHORUS x2
I'm skippin' English class, I'm skippin' English class
I'm sippin' drinks with class, no flying business class
I'm skippin' French and math, She got a big old ass
And we only fuck, when skipping English class
I do it quick and fast, and they don't notice shit
Saul staying school, but you see Otis dip
And yeah she know this dick, and we know it goes fast
She got that big old ass, I'm skippin' English class
VERSE 1 [TheJonesMob]
High school is my whole fucking life ain't it?
I know popularity, I think I know fame is
I wake up for school, and come home for sleep
I wake up for school, that's fucking repeat
So this the reason they be screamin' on the weekend
They sucking a lot of meat but they calling themselves vegan
They hookup with a mate, but first check if they're decent
Mates checking a chicks chest - checkmate, now the rookies leaving
If y'all forgot a condom you use plan B then
Being the semen still be streaming - got that motherly feeling
That a second heart be beating you're still being bulimic
So much blood and barf but you're still seeming anemic, like
3 quarters of the time it's 80 cents a cookie
Rapping real about the thug life - playing hookey
I'm solo with no partner - no room for a wookie
An outcast at school, it's simple just take a lookie
I rap while y'all care about the other's opinions
You fags don't even fuck so how the fuck do you give them then?
Santa Claus and Amanda Todd said go to winter formal
Christmas and bitches? - skipping this I'll never end up normal
CHORUS
VERSE 2 [TheJonesMob]
I say she has a big old ass, and she jiggles that
But she don't exist, just like my English class
I got class and my English skills do exist
Still the English grade ruins shit
I'm walking to my locker down the hallway and I spot her
Now it's awkward cause my cock burst cause I simply just saw her
It's an honor that I got her but alotta kids would not a-
-gree/ a blow job is so honourable cuz oral's really not for me
Females in tight pants, and so much testosterone
It seems like the dawgs at school wanna gnaw my bone
If nobody wants to join I'll make it on my own
Rapping in the library, rhyming while all alone
Girlies, don't suck if you hate the aftertaste
I lure these chicks so simply, with master bait
I'm smoking holy weed, I'll get the pastor baked
The teachers tend to tell me that I'm damn disgrace
I bet I rep more red and white than Landon's face
Cuz this is Canada - Matty coming after Drake
We skipping class today, we getting savage baked
This the theme song of skipping on an average day
CHORUS
VERSE 3 [TheJonesMob]
The music influential so you're influenced to skip class
And it seems sick since she got a big ass
Kids, skipping school makes you get a gorgeous girl
And sarcastic rappers never lie, and the more you hurl
The more the world figures out that you're hungover
As teens we ain't ever sposed to come sober
We won't understand why not til we become older
Fuck school, we fucking us up until the fun's over
If we skipping class together, we skipping class forever
She got a big ass, but I haven't met her
Teenage angst make a faggot feel kinda funny
I honestly hate judgement, teen girls make it bloody
Yes I love weed, and I do drink
And I love haters, 'cause if I hate, think
I'd be a hater myself, and a hypocrite
You a confusing ass, this is simple shit
I am a rebel, never revel on the triple 6
Cuz If I did I'd be conforming like a little bitch
We skippin' English, and making it sound sick
Getting drunk in a house witta buncha little kids!
CHORUS x2