Not Racist by The coalition of chaos Lyrics

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England!
I love this place!
And if you don’t you're fucking gay!
Boris Johnson!
He’s the man!
He’s got the best Brexit plan!
To make them leave
To keep them out!
Cause that’s what England’s all about!
God save the queen!
She’s 103!
And I know she don’t give a fuck about me!
But I have to pretend to give a shit
Unless I want to get hit
By a car
Like princess Diane
The queen hired a hitman
To take out
Of the picture
‘She wore jeans!
You gotta hit her!’
But getting back to the matter at hand
I feel like I should say:
It’s not that I’m a racist
I just don’t like ‘em
Really: I’m not a racist
I just don’t like them
I’m telling you: I’m not a racist
I just don’t like ‘em
I swear I’m not a racist
I just don’t like ‘em

I’m not racist
I just don’t like ‘em
Not racist
I just don’t like ‘em
Not racist
I just don’t like ‘em
Britain would be better if they stayed away
I’m not racist
I just don’t like ‘em
Not racist
I just don’t like ‘em
Not racist
I just don’t like ‘em
Britain would be better if they stayed away

(Ya know I’m not racist I just don’t like ‘em)
Britain would be better if they stayed away
(Some my mates are black, so I’m not, you know)
Britain would be better if they stayed away
I’m not racist
I just don’t like em
I think that Britain would be better off without them
They’re stealing the jobs
From the gen z lot
So getting rid is a good idea
But not the nice polish man who does my plumbing\
Or the Indian guy
Who runs the store
Down my street
Nah, they can stay
It’s the bad ones that we should send away
The ones that steal
The ones that lie
I’ve never met them before in my life
But I’m sure they exist
Nigel said so
And he’s a trustworthy source

I’m not racist
I just don’t like ‘em
Not racist
I just don’t like ‘em
Not racist
I just don’t like ‘em
Britain would be better if they stayed away
I’m not racist
I just don’t like ‘em
Not racist
I just don’t like ‘em
Not racist
I just don’t like ‘em
Britain would be better if they stayed away
(I can’t change what kinda cake I like, same with people!)
(What?)
Britain would be better if they stayed away
(That doesn’t make it not racist...)
(Yeah it does!)
Britain would be better if they stayed away
The fact that this
Is the British mentality
It just astounds me
That a whole country
Could think like this
Somebody must have been taking the piss
Surely the people are decent enough
To let someone in when the going gets tough
Or not
Who gives a shit if she’s brainwashed
Or pregnant; Nah, let’s just send her
Back to her own
War-torn nation
Hope your child has a good life!
But what makes it worse
Is that these fuckheads
Are running country
But something doesn’t seem right to me
They’re all old white men
Who only care about themselves
Perhaps it’s time for someone else
To have a try
At running this clusterfuck
It’s time for millennials to rise up!
And gen z too
I think I know a few
Who would be better than Boris Johnson
So come on guys, sing with me now!

I’m not racist
I just don’t like ‘em
Not racist
I just don’t like ‘em
Not racist
I just don’t like ‘em
I’m not racist
I just don’t like ‘em
Not racist
I just don’t like ‘em
Not racist
I just don’t like ‘em
Britain would be better if they stayed away

(I’m not racist! You’re just a remoaner!)
Britain would be better if they stayed away
(You what?)
(Remoaner, remoaner!)
Britain would be better if they stayed away
(Remoaner!)
(Oh for fuck sake! Fuck it! Fuck you, Fuck Boris johnson and Fuck this country!)