Le Holi Bibbleh by The coalition of chaos Lyrics
I got a little story about a guy named Jesus
He’s got a big house, an’ a massive penis
He’s the son of god, got all the sweet shit
Can ya feel this?
His mom gave birth to him in a shed
She was a virgin, she don’t give no head
12 at the time, which fills me dread
Joseph was eighteen, she didn’t even change her bedspreads
Speaking of which, he was a bit pissed
Cause his wife got pregnant without his dick
Till an angel came down and told him to chill
He said “don’t worry, man it’s all God's will”
So they bought a donkey, and rode it to town
They chilled in a barn, which made them frown
But they were too poor
To afford anything more
So Jesus was born in a manger
(What? That doesn’t even rhyme...)
(Just shut up and sing the song!)
Meanwhile, King Herod could detect the danger
Of a son of God; He was no stranger
To people tryna steal his crown
But what he did will make you frown
He killed all the newborns in the kingdom
He’s got a big house, an’ a massive penis
He’s the son of god, got all the sweet shit
Can ya feel this?
His mom gave birth to him in a shed
She was a virgin, she don’t give no head
12 at the time, which fills me dread
Joseph was eighteen, she didn’t even change her bedspreads
Speaking of which, he was a bit pissed
Cause his wife got pregnant without his dick
Till an angel came down and told him to chill
He said “don’t worry, man it’s all God's will”
So they bought a donkey, and rode it to town
They chilled in a barn, which made them frown
But they were too poor
To afford anything more
So Jesus was born in a manger
(What? That doesn’t even rhyme...)
(Just shut up and sing the song!)
Meanwhile, King Herod could detect the danger
Of a son of God; He was no stranger
To people tryna steal his crown
But what he did will make you frown
He killed all the newborns in the kingdom