Bitching About My Adams Apple by The coalition of chaos Lyrics

I think I was a cute child
I’m not sure
But whatever the case, I’m not anymore
I look like a mess
Which I mean, I am
But that’s not the point
Honestly, I kinda blame the bulge in my throat
It’s just so noticeable
Along with my sightly
Horrific face
You can always bet
I’ll never get a date
On valentines
It’s the fault of my throat
I’m telling you, it is
Really, I’m not even
Taking the piss

Why the fuck
Is my adam’s apple so big?
Is my adam’s apple so big?
It’s really quite disturbing
It’s quite goddamn weird
Why the fuck’s it so big?
It’s like a chest-burster
Made its home in my throat
My friends say to me, and I quote
‘What the fuck is that?’
Whenever they remember its there
When I meet new people
It scares them off
And draws the looks of the bystanders
At the very least I’ll always stand out in a crowd
Just look for the guy with the massive throat!

Why the fuck
Is my adam’s apple so big?
Is my adam’s apple so big?
It’s quite disturbing
It’s quite goddamn weird
Why the fuck’s it so big?

Why the fuck
Is my adam’s apple so big?
Is my adam’s apple so big?
It’s really quite disturbing
It’s quite goddamn weird
Why the fuck’s it so big?

Why the fuck
Is my adam’s apple so big?
Is my adam’s apple so big?
It’s really quite disturbing
It’s quite goddamn weird
Why the fuck’s it so big?