Plastic Cowboy by The Yummy Fur Lyrics

He big cowboy
He real-life Texan
He pack a 12-gauge
And he wear a Stetson
But he got moustache
He go to nightclub
He dance with Indian
One-hundred and eighty BPM!

Plastic Cowboy
Can I ride the rodeo?

Unpack a self wrap
Chew it on the dance-floor
He's gonna paint the town pink
Yep! Yep! Yep!

No Nazi D-cup
No Sam Fox-trot
He's only looking for a boy
Yep! Yep! Yep!
Plastic Cowboy
Can I feel the barrel of your gun?