Has Anyone Seen My Underwear? by The Youth Ahead Lyrics

Woke up, flat faces, on a kitchen floor
With an empty bottle of JD still in my hand
My headache was intense, there was a sudden chill in the air
But the biggest shock was yet to come
I was missing my underwear

(Chorus)
Has anyone, has anyone seen my underwear?
Has anyone, has anyone seen my underwear?
Has anyone, has anyone seen my underwear?

I looked up and down, and all around
People stopped to stare
I asked everyone about it, but no one really seemed to care
It's just not fair
What a nightmare
I wish I had a spare, but I don't

(Chorus)
Has anyone, has anyone seen my underwear?
Has anyone, has anyone seen my underwear?
Has anyone, has anyone seen my underwear?
What could they have done with it?
I hear them all, they're laughing
Hiding myself in the dark
I hope nobody saw the skidmarks

(Chorus)
Has anyone, has anyone seen my underwear?
Has anyone, has anyone seen my underwear?
Has anyone, has anyone seen my underwear?

I was about to give up
I was about to go home
When I saw my pair of BBT's lying there on the floor
I knew that they were mine
I saw that they were fine
But I was still drunk and naked
Everybody laughed, and everybody screamed

(Chorus)
Has anyone, has anyone seen my underwear?
Has anyone, has anyone seen my underwear?
Has anyone, has anyone seen my underwear?

Has anyone, has anyone seen my underwear?
Has anyone, has anyone seen my underwear?
Has anyone, has anyone seen my underwear?
Where did it go...