Drunk As Dragons by The Woodbox Gang Lyrics

The bar closed that night
And I offered her a ride

She said take me to your car

But I lost my license on a DUI
I took her away on my handlebars

She called me Don Quixote
Quiet ironic I suppose

We were drunk as dragons who
Feast on the fermented flesh of the fallen heroes

The place she was stayin' was the garden of Eden
And i stopped at the gates
A noisy neon sign buzzed and shined
Advertising hourly rates

I asked her if she could make it
She wasn't walking so well
She said "don't let me die alone in an interstate town
In the bathtub of a sleezebit motel"
I must confess I'm staring at her chest
On her heart was a new tattoo
Some folks are religious me I'm just superstitious
I cringed it said "what would Jesus do"

She asked me if I'd believed
In heaven, hell, redemption or sin
Well it's hard for a man to believe in much of nothin'
Till an angels layin' under him