Kenneth Clarkes Beard by The Wombats Lyrics

Kenneth Clarke's beard's a wondrous place
There are thousands of people who live on his face
There are schools for the children and homes for the old
When you live in a beard, you never get cold

There's a theme park, a circus, a lake and a zoo
On Kenneth Clarke's beard there's just so much to do

I live in a place that's never been sheared, I livе in Kenneth Clarke's bеard