Re: your brains by The Whiffenpoofs Lyrics

Heya Tom, it's Bob
From the office down the hall
Good to see you buddy
How've ya been?
Things have been okay for me
Except that I'm a zombie now
Really wish that you would let us in
I think I speak for all of us when I say I understand
Why you folks might hesitate to submit to our demands
But here's an FYI - you're all gonna die, screaming

All we wanna do is eat your brains
We're not unreasonable
I mean no-one's gonna eat your eyes
All we wanna do is eat your brains
We're at an impasse here
Maybe we should compromise
If you open up the doors
We'll all come inside and eat your brains

I don't wanna nitpick Tom, but is this really your plan -
Spend your whole life locked inside a mall?
Maybe that's okay for now
But someday you'll be out of food and guns
And you'll have to make the call
I'm not surprised to see you haven't thought it through enough -
You never had the head for all that 'bigger picture' stuff
But Tom, that's what I do
And I plan on eating you, slowly
All we wanna do is eat your brains
We're not unreasonable
I mean no-one's gonna eat your eyes
All we wanna do is eat your brains
We're at an impasse here
Maybe we should compromise
If you Open up the doors
We'll all come inside and eat your brains

I'd like to help you Tom
In any way I can
I sure appreciate the way you're working with me
I'm not a monster Tom - well, technically I am... I guess I am...

I've got another meeting Tom;
Maybe we could wrap it up
I know we'll get to common ground somehow
Meanwhile I'll report back to my colleagues
Who are chewing on the doors
I guess we'll table this for now
I'm glad to see you take constructive criticism well
Thank you for your time, I know we're all busy as hell
And we'll put this thing to bed
When I bash your head open

All we wanna do is eat your brains
All we wanna do is eat your brains
All we wanna do is eat your brains
We're not unreasonable
I mean no-one's gonna eat your eyes