Conservative Grifter Steven Crowder Diss Track by The Whatever Kid Lyrics
[Verse]
"Change my mind," more like boost your ego
Why you never like debating equals?
Like Sam Seder or Hassan Piker
The people Steven likes to debate
It’s not too long ago that they were minors
The kid you debated probably majors in business
And doesn’t pay attention to politics
Or didn’t have strong opinions to begin with
Debating college students. acts fierce like a tiger
Acts pussy when he sees Sam Seder
There’s no such thing as halfway tough guys
Sam Seder came and he want to cry
I thought H3 had integrity
Why would he want to do this to me?
How does it feel to get trolled, Steve?
This is what’s claimed by right-wingers
Liberals don’t like being hard workers
Then please explain to me, Steven Crowder
Always looking for easy debates
Why he wanted H3 in the first place?
He knows he’ll win, he’s not an expert
You’re a veteran that beats on beginners
Debates college students but not professors
If you debate them, you’d always be a loser
Looking more pathetic than a Proud Boy supporter
Steven crying about being censored
Censored but you’re in my recommended
Dissing MLK, I can’t comprehend it
Yeah, I get the man wasn’t perfect
And you wonder why people think that you’re racist
Black James Bond and this dude threw a fit
Stevie, calm down, it’s not that deep
James Bond is not reality
So he can be who they want him to be
I thought the left-wingers were the ones who get triggered
Martin Luther King, I hate that...
That racist Elmo skit was so absurd
A long winded way to say the N-word
Makes jokes about MLK doing crack
Made in the 80s, you unfunny hack
Defending Derek Chauvin, man, you disgust me
Mr. Floyd’s death, I don’t find that funny
Minstrel show in the 2020s
If Amy Schumer says you’re not a comedian
That’s a sign for you to just quit, man
Steve, when you got punched by that dude
Way funnier than jokes by you
Try to not laugh challenge with Steve
I’ll pass that challenge easily
Easier than you debating H3
He’s funnier than you’ll ever be
Even though he can be shady
Crowder, just because you are louder
Doesn’t make you funny or smarter
Canadian right-wingers are worse than TikTokers
Crowder and Tom McDonald
That’s the best Canada has to offer?
A wack Macklemore if he was a right-winger
And a conservative grifter
Watching Zoe Laverne, Addison Rae and Sienna Mae
Would be better use of my time than watching you
How you different from any other TikToker, dude?
Forget dignity if it gets me views
At least these TikTokers have an excuse
They are very young trust fund babies
You are a dude that’s in his mid-30s
That acts like he’s 15, trying to be edgy
They’re forcing us to go take a vaccine
The government acting like a bunch of Nazis
Conservative ignorant on world history
Not surprised what he said about slavery
That it was not motivated racially
"The Hodge Twins, they are my homies
That must mean that I am not racist"
Argument used by every single bigot
"Change my mind," more like boost your ego
Why you never like debating equals?
Like Sam Seder or Hassan Piker
The people Steven likes to debate
It’s not too long ago that they were minors
The kid you debated probably majors in business
And doesn’t pay attention to politics
Or didn’t have strong opinions to begin with
Debating college students. acts fierce like a tiger
Acts pussy when he sees Sam Seder
There’s no such thing as halfway tough guys
Sam Seder came and he want to cry
I thought H3 had integrity
Why would he want to do this to me?
How does it feel to get trolled, Steve?
This is what’s claimed by right-wingers
Liberals don’t like being hard workers
Then please explain to me, Steven Crowder
Always looking for easy debates
Why he wanted H3 in the first place?
He knows he’ll win, he’s not an expert
You’re a veteran that beats on beginners
Debates college students but not professors
If you debate them, you’d always be a loser
Looking more pathetic than a Proud Boy supporter
Steven crying about being censored
Censored but you’re in my recommended
Dissing MLK, I can’t comprehend it
Yeah, I get the man wasn’t perfect
And you wonder why people think that you’re racist
Black James Bond and this dude threw a fit
Stevie, calm down, it’s not that deep
James Bond is not reality
So he can be who they want him to be
I thought the left-wingers were the ones who get triggered
Martin Luther King, I hate that...
That racist Elmo skit was so absurd
A long winded way to say the N-word
Makes jokes about MLK doing crack
Made in the 80s, you unfunny hack
Defending Derek Chauvin, man, you disgust me
Mr. Floyd’s death, I don’t find that funny
Minstrel show in the 2020s
If Amy Schumer says you’re not a comedian
That’s a sign for you to just quit, man
Steve, when you got punched by that dude
Way funnier than jokes by you
Try to not laugh challenge with Steve
I’ll pass that challenge easily
Easier than you debating H3
He’s funnier than you’ll ever be
Even though he can be shady
Crowder, just because you are louder
Doesn’t make you funny or smarter
Canadian right-wingers are worse than TikTokers
Crowder and Tom McDonald
That’s the best Canada has to offer?
A wack Macklemore if he was a right-winger
And a conservative grifter
Watching Zoe Laverne, Addison Rae and Sienna Mae
Would be better use of my time than watching you
How you different from any other TikToker, dude?
Forget dignity if it gets me views
At least these TikTokers have an excuse
They are very young trust fund babies
You are a dude that’s in his mid-30s
That acts like he’s 15, trying to be edgy
They’re forcing us to go take a vaccine
The government acting like a bunch of Nazis
Conservative ignorant on world history
Not surprised what he said about slavery
That it was not motivated racially
"The Hodge Twins, they are my homies
That must mean that I am not racist"
Argument used by every single bigot