Pussy Strut by The Waitresses Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Sideways is called horizontal
Up & down, vertical
Criss-cross along the diagonal
There's movement in three dimensions
This is very scientific

[Chorus]
Look at the butt
Pussy strut

[Verse 2]
Say "yaw" if you mean skidding
Say "pitch," tipping
Say "roll," spinning
Oh, you'll never understand it
I don't understand it

[Chorus]
Look at the butt
Pussy strut
[Bridge]
Demonstrate how certain random movements
Can be plotted on a straight line
If you know an object's special properties
Well, that can be observed
Now factor in the range of variation
As a function on a curve

[Verse 3]
With watts we rate the power
With volts, pressure
With amps, quantity
Can't you be more specific?
Can't you get more specific?

[Chorus]
Look at the butt
Pussy strut

[Verse 4]
First law is strict on motion
Second law is strict on resting
Third law, proportion
Can't you be more specific?
No, I can't get more specific
[Chorus]
Look at the butt
Pussy strut

[Bridge]
Demonstrate how certain random movements
Can be plotted on a straight line
If you know an object's special properties
Well, that can be observed
Now factor in the range of variation
As a function on a curve