Here in Hell by The Villains (Calgary) Lyrics

[Verse]
It's wintertime in hell and all is well
There's demons wearing speedos castin' spells
While Satan's in the grotto sippin' iced tea
A dozen devil women pull up in a flamin' limousine

It ain't so bad
Here in hell
Well, I may not be in heaven
But at least I'll be myself
(oh, kick it off)

Okay

Now, it's summertime in Cuba, but what's new?
What's cold to them was hot to me until I met old Lou
666 degrees average temperature, they say
Celsius, fahrenheit, who gives a shit?
I'm not cold, and I can't complain
'cause I'm feelin' swell...
[Chorus]
Here in hell
Well, I'm glad I'm not in heaven where I'd be
Sittin' by myself
Cause everyone I care to know?
Up to heaven, they won't go
(no, oh no)

(instrumental break)

[Verse]
Oh the rent went up in heaven today because of high demand
A few dollars in the collection plate adds up, I know, I did the math
So I'm sitting down on this here ground
That cost me less than a grand
It's 666 acres of fiery, burning land
I found my home...

[Chorus]
Here in hell
Well, I'm glad I'm not in heaven where I'd be
Sittin' by myself
Cause everyone I care to know?
Up to heaven, they won't go
(no, oh no no...)
(scatting)