Sex on Legs by The View UpStairs Original Off-Broadway Cast Lyrics

[FREDDY]
I was hooked from the start
You're like a work of art
I'm a box without a prize
But one of these days
I'm gonna steal you away
And all that that implies...

'Cause you're sex on legs
I'm oh so shy
One look and I turn
Into a fifties housewife
In my mind I'm screaming out your name
But in life I've got no game

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Screaming out your name, screaming out your name, screaming out your name!

[FREDDY]
But in life I've got no game
[CAST]
Screaming out your name, screaming out your name, screaming out your name!

But in life she's got no game

[FREDDY]
I smile and say hi
Then slowly die inside
The effect is rather strange
Like a sense deprived fly
I've been buzzing 'round blind
Won't you drop me a crumb for a change?

'Cause you're sex on legs
I'm oh so shy
One look and I turn
Into a fifties housewife
In my mind I'm screaming out your name

How'd I fall so hard?
I can't even recall
Other than your bod
You don't impress me at all
Won't look you in the eyes
I wait by the phone all night
I'll never gawk again
Never again...
But how long could I last
When your god-given ass
Has got its own gravitational suck?
In my personal hell
If I had a soul to sell
I'd trade it in for just one –

[CAST]
Ohhh!
'Cause you're sex on legs
I'm oh so shy
One look and I turn
Into a fifties housewife
In my mind I'm screaming out your name
But in life I got no game
Screaming out your name, screaming out your name, screaming out your name!

[FREDDY]
But in life I've got no game

[CAST]
Screaming out your name, screaming out your name, screaming out your name!

[FREDDY]
But in life I got no –
[CAST]
Sex on legs, I'm oh so shy

[FREDDY]
But in life I got no game

[CAST]
In my mind I'm screaming out your name

[FREDDY]
But in life I got no –

[CAST]
Sex on legs I'm oh so shy

[FREDDY]
I'm oh so shy!

[CAST]
In my mind I'm screaming out your name

[FREDDY]
But in life I got no game!