Stupid As Wood by The Victorian English Gentlemens Club Lyrics

As a girl you've lost your touch
As a boy had thought too much
Get back and we'll sail in a line out through the seas

Well, the hippies stop moaning
And the mower's still mowing
And I still don't know how long, mind, it'll take

I thought I caught just right here
Was (?) you want
Who he knows he knew is gay
Stupid as wood

Just (?), but I dunno how long
I catch you out, but I dunno how long
I see you sigh, but I dunno how long, mind, it'll take

You roll your eyes just a little
I catch you sigh just a little
And the boats on the Nile will sail like they always did
I thought I caught just right here
Was (?) you want
Who he knows he knew is gay
Stupid as wood

You roll your eyes just a little
I catch you sigh just a little
The boats on the Nile will sail like they always did

Where are my crimes now?
(?) his men
Where has my French girl gone?
I always (?)
Well the rain hit me hard
Like a drunken tin-foil guard
Like a drunken (?) you want
Stupid as wood